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yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« on: December 02, 2006, 03:49:10 am »
Do you remember back when the ps3 was first announced and they had those CG renders of games like Killzone 2 and Motorstorm? They were claimed to be actual ingame footage running off near-final hardware, and a suprising amount of people believed the bullshit. Here's a video which made me laugh a lot, it shows actual FINAL ingame footage of Motorstorm, next to the original CG "target renders".

http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=15401&type=wmv&pl=game

sometimes you just have to laugh ;D

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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2006, 06:06:26 am »
If people actually thought that was gameplay footage, they were retarded.  Its impossible to drive in a racing game when you can't see the track in front of you clearly and constantly.

as much as i want every reason to make fun of sony, it was clearly PR on teir part, not a blatant lie.  sorry buddy boy.

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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2006, 06:18:41 am »
sony <> PR <>, not a blatant lie.

There's a difference?
Either way, I dunno about Motorstorm, but they definitely claim the Killzone 2 trailer was real-time... which I'm sure will turn out to be pure bollocks.

sorry buddy boy.

On an unrelated note, your profile still says female. Just incase you didn't notice.
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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2006, 09:35:31 am »
Hmm, I doubt it'll be more fun than the Flatout games...

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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2006, 12:31:42 pm »
It does not look bad but it looks and acts as suspected. The first render movie I don't even think they did themselfs. They probably hired a real animation agency to create that. I think Killzone 2 will suffer the same case.

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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2006, 01:18:19 pm »
On an unrelated note, your profile still says female. Just incase you didn't notice.

So does MDX's, and everyone knows that's false because there aren't any females in NORN IRON.

Either way, I dunno about Motorstorm, but they definitely claim the Killzone 2 trailer was real-time... which I'm sure will turn out to be pure bollocks.

I just fail to see where the gameplay is in Killzone 2 if the trailer is accurate. It looks more like the opening credits of Dawn of War then an actual fucking game.

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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2006, 05:31:29 pm »
Everyone knows PS3 sucks. That game (the real gameplay footage) looks like a PS2 game anyway.
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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2006, 05:46:16 pm »
Best racing game... Mashed :D
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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2006, 07:12:12 pm »
sorry buddy boy.


On an unrelated note, your profile still says female. Just incase you didn't notice.

yes

yes she did.
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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2006, 08:16:46 pm »
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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2006, 08:26:09 pm »
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Intell... what?

Back on topic: I'm honestly not surprised by this at all. And yes, I have to laugh. Long, hard and bitterly cynical. Probably point and laugh at the poor demented PS3 fanbois who're all like "zomg! best graphics evar, yo. The ridiculous price is, like, totally worth it", too.
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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2006, 08:30:33 pm »
I think the real question here is, do we even need another reason?
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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2006, 08:52:55 pm »
Oh well, it was the same thing with halo 2, i mean, they all do it, so let's not start pointing fingers.

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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2006, 09:50:06 pm »
Oh well, it was the same thing with halo 2, i mean, they all do it, so let's not start pointing fingers.


I've heard rumors that the trailer that they are using to promote Halo 3 is the same rendering process that they'll be using in-game.  As in, a 100+ mile 3D, to-scale draw distance, IN GAME.

Sorry, but its the industry standard.  Lying about whats real and whats not is just normal.

And lets not get into the whole Perfect Dark preview trailers that would make it a second person shooter.

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Re: yay another reason to laugh at sony!!
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2006, 10:12:21 pm »
Ugh, i feel sorry for Sony.  The company is prettymuch riding on the hope that PS3 will be a hit.  If that was the case with me, then i'd lie my pants off.
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