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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2006, 09:25:10 pm »
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

Sex can't be that important? Sex is probably the most important thing that you can do, as it procreates the race. Also, I think it's entirely possible to have lots of sex and still enjoy the rest of what life has to offer.

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2006, 09:26:55 pm »
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

Sex can't be that important? Sex is probably the most important thing that you can do, as it procreates the race. Also, I think it's entirely possible to have lots of sex and still enjoy the rest of what life has to offer.

Again it should be noted that I'm a virgin ;)
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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2006, 09:37:01 pm »
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

Sex can't be that important? Sex is probably the most important thing that you can do, as it procreates the race. Also, I think it's entirely possible to have lots of sex and still enjoy the rest of what life has to offer.

yeah, it procreates the race... human instinct and all that jazz.
but it kind of ruins the point of human instinct when you cover it in rubber.

edit: PS: I'm all for condoms.. just want to put down anyone's human instinct arguements :)

edit:edit: THAT'S JUST HOW I AM

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2006, 09:45:13 pm »
Sex can't be that important? Sex is probably the most important thing that you can do, as it procreates the race. Also, I think it's entirely possible to have lots of sex and still enjoy the rest of what life has to offer.

The point is people treat it as if they MUST DO IT to be in with the cool crowd. Basicly 80 percent of intercourse thats taken place is for pleasure and nothing more. Aside from dolphins, we're the only mammals that fuck for fun.

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2006, 10:26:29 pm »
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2006, 10:31:28 pm »
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

Yes, but dogs are stupid.

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2006, 10:33:23 pm »
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

Yes, but dogs are stupid.

True, but who's to say Humans arent too?

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2006, 10:40:01 pm »

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2006, 10:40:17 pm »
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

Sorry, inanimate objects don't count. :P

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #40 on: November 27, 2006, 10:44:06 pm »
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

Sorry, inanimate objects don't count. :P

Not even Fleshlights?


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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2006, 10:50:47 pm »

Well, for what it's worth I can confidently say it does get easier..

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2006, 12:30:07 am »
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

Yes, but dogs are stupid.

True, but who's to say Humans arent too?

You!

Whatever. I wanna get laid.

I don't know but for every page that passes you seem to get more desperate 8) As for me, I simply don't care any more. Geeks are supposed to work, not breed. Thats my experience talking.

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2006, 12:39:50 am »
I'm a gamer, not a geek ;)

2 completely different things. I even dropped the whole "proffesional gamer" thing recently. I'm really trying, putting myself out to girls, but not getting any response.

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #44 on: November 28, 2006, 12:40:47 am »
yeah, it procreates the race... human instinct and all that jazz.
but it kind of ruins the point of human instinct when you cover it in rubber.

No no no...

Human instinct is to do things we enjoy, yes? Sex is meant to be enjoyable, otherwise our race wouldn't have even made it out of the water.
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