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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2006, 06:14:55 pm »
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

It's in our insticts to FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK like a bunch of animals
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2006, 06:15:28 pm »
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

It's in our insticts to FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK like a bunch of animals

Fuck intincts, then?
That's a way to get some!

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2006, 06:16:21 pm »
Not the Virgin one, thats a different story. I dont see her much though.. Only at lunch times, and only when I can be assed walking a mile and a half accross town to get to a bloody Virgin Megastore.

I meant Chloe - she's already taken. I'm seeing her next saturday though, but I doubt anything will happen.. She said she'll never cheat on her current bf.. But we do flirt a lot, hehe :)

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2006, 06:17:02 pm »
* LionNinja fucks his instincts

hmm bad lay, didn't even talk during it O.o


but in serious, we are animals, at the end of the day, we should follow our instincts because they are what have kept us alive for so many years as a race and as an individual
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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2006, 06:18:52 pm »
but in serious, we are animals, at the end of the day, we should follow our instincts because they are what have kept us alive for so many years as a race and as an individual

Sure, but there are like 6 billion people in the world and some of those can keep our race alive, then we can have some fun instead.

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2006, 06:20:32 pm »
but in serious, we are animals, at the end of the day, we should follow our instincts because they are what have kept us alive for so many years as a race and as an individual

Sure, but there are like 6 billion people in the world and some of those can keep our race alive, then we can have some fun instead.

i.e. no strings attached sex ;D
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2006, 06:29:03 pm »
but in serious, we are animals, at the end of the day, we should follow our instincts because they are what have kept us alive for so many years as a race and as an individual

Sure, but there are like 6 billion people in the world and some of those can keep our race alive, then we can have some fun instead.

i.e. no strings attached sex ;D

I.e. you're doing the exact opposite of what the purpose of this thread was.

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2006, 06:44:05 pm »
Yeah, but no-one likes Fallout, so it's all good.

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2006, 07:23:02 pm »
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2006, 08:07:55 pm »
It's better to have feelings than none at all..

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2006, 08:10:37 pm »
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

+1 for that. Sex isn't everything. Bearing in mind that a first time is NEVER fantastic. If its the first time for the both of you, it's more just clumsy than pleasurable. Never feel it has to be rushed, though. It happens when it happens, and when it feels right.

Fallout. I don't mean to sound horrid or nasty, but girls really don't dig the whole "hardcore gamer" image (tested and proven). Unless you find a hardcore gamer of the female variety, ofc. ;)
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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2006, 08:15:39 pm »
my first time I thought more about a sandwich I had earlier in the day more than what was going on.

the sandwich wasn't very good.

i'm not in a rush to do it again.

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2006, 08:47:41 pm »
agreed re: sex not being all that important.

and no, it's not an internet relationship. we live at the same college.


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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2006, 09:21:14 pm »
I don't mean to sound horrid or nasty, but girls really don't dig the whole "hardcore gamer" image (tested and proven). Unless you find a hardcore gamer of the female variety, ofc. ;)

One of my classmates has a girlfriend who is more of a hardcore gamer than he is. They actually met eachother in a mmorpg...

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Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2006, 09:22:22 pm »
Yeah, already around 400 WoW marraiges and counting !