Author Topic: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me  (Read 118940 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Fallout

  • Machinae Prime
  • *****
  • Posts: 6430
  • Karma: 71
  • Gender: Male
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« on: November 26, 2006, 10:33:25 pm »
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

I'm starting to feel like this lil' bunny here. My friend*, a complete /b/tard through and through, only 14, is about to beat me to it. All my other friends did, now someone even geekier than me, and younger than me, is rubbing it in my face.

So, forums, your mission: To cheer me up by moaning that you're not getting any, too. Please.







*The friend.. It's... It's Kurt. :'(

Lysix

  • Guest
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2006, 10:40:12 pm »
I can't say I'm not getting any, as that'd just be lieing. :(
Contrary to popular belief, though, getting laid isn't a race. I'm gonna get laughed at by everyone here by saying that waiting for someone right > having sex just for the hell of it.

Offline Jack Lupino

  • Worst Dude
  • Moderator
  • Machinae Prime
  • ***
  • Posts: 12941
  • Karma: 62
  • Gender: Female
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2006, 01:11:13 am »
What the hell is this sex anyway ?

Offline Fallout

  • Machinae Prime
  • *****
  • Posts: 6430
  • Karma: 71
  • Gender: Male
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2006, 01:29:18 am »
What the hell is this sex anyway ?


You just made my day. <3

Offline Cerapter

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1949
  • Karma: 74
  • Gender: Male
  • 100% Recycled
    • Home
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2006, 02:39:23 am »
It's not about who you are or how likable you are anyway. You can be the awesomest hunk in the world and never get laid. It's all about your skills at promoting yourself and giving out the impression that you're available and interested. That, and luck. If you're bad at the first, then luck only.

This ass is probably spewing himself all over the place, acting irrational and detestable as he seemingly did here. Some females (or males?) misinterpret this and create illusions allowing them to actually tolerate such guys. As pets, of course.

If I wore a dress, I bet unicorns would reveal themselves to me in the forests.

Attaching a photo of this guy's girlfriend.
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

Offline Jack Lupino

  • Worst Dude
  • Moderator
  • Machinae Prime
  • ***
  • Posts: 12941
  • Karma: 62
  • Gender: Female
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2006, 03:27:41 am »
Wow, we'd better introduce him to SomethinGood.

Offline PrescriptiveBarony

  • Machinae Prime
  • *****
  • Posts: 2680
  • Karma: 115
  • Gender: Male
  • Let there be blacklight.
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2006, 06:22:28 am »
(burrrrrrrnnnn...


like when i urinate.....)

I ain't gettin none! and i've been going out with my girlfriend for nearly 2 years. and we're not at all religious so it's not like we're goin to heaven or anything. so there. Would you rather have no carrot, or have one dangling in your face just out of reach?

EDIT: assume for the purposes of this exercise that carrots are orgasmic and x=4.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2006, 06:25:10 am by PrescriptiveBarony »


Quote from: Drakonis
Everybody should just <3.

Lexx

  • Guest
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2006, 06:28:24 am »
2 years, eah? Lemmie guess.. internet relationship?

Offline Bearfoot

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1746
  • Karma: 50
  • Gender: Male
  • They're coming to take me away ha ha!
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2006, 10:09:41 am »

So, forums, your mission: To cheer me up by moaning that you're not getting any, too. Please.


I'm turning 31 on Wednesday.  I've had one sexual encounter.


I don't remember orgasming, though I'm told I did.

does that help?
I'm only one, but still I am one.  I can't do everything, but I can do something-
Hellen Kieller

"There are never enough reasons to get drunk. I, for example am going out tomorrow to celebrate.. um.. Tuesday.:
Lexx β

Offline Fallout

  • Machinae Prime
  • *****
  • Posts: 6430
  • Karma: 71
  • Gender: Male
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2006, 02:20:15 pm »
I'm turning 31 on Wednesday.  I've had one sexual encounter.
* Fallout hugs Bearfoot

Would you rather have no carrot, or have one dangling in your face just out of reach?
It's better to have feelings than none at all..

Offline Outboundlight

  • Renegade Anarchist Folk Hero
  • Global Moderator
  • Machinae Prime
  • *****
  • Posts: 7752
  • Karma: 152
  • Gender: Male
  • Rogue World Asylum Seeker
    • No Art Films
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2006, 05:39:13 pm »
I haven't seen that video in ages! it totally rocks...


Offline Ant

  • Donated so refic can buy beer
  • Community Supporter
  • Machinae Prime
  • ******
  • Posts: 4372
  • Karma: 40
  • Gender: Male
  • It's personal text.
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2006, 05:45:41 pm »
I'm getting shit all at the moment, although, i'm working on it ;)
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

Ich bin ein Berliner, Frankfurter, Hamburger und Bonner

Offline Fallout

  • Machinae Prime
  • *****
  • Posts: 6430
  • Karma: 71
  • Gender: Male
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2006, 05:47:39 pm »
I'm working on it too, but to no avail. She's already taken and she's not having any of it. :(

Offline Ant

  • Donated so refic can buy beer
  • Community Supporter
  • Machinae Prime
  • ******
  • Posts: 4372
  • Karma: 40
  • Gender: Male
  • It's personal text.
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2006, 05:50:52 pm »
I'm working on it too, but to no avail. She's already taken and she's not having any of it. :(

Shit dude, the virgin girl? sucks a fuck

Don't give up though

as they say...


Go go go!
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

Ich bin ein Berliner, Frankfurter, Hamburger und Bonner

Offline CrunchyLizard

  • Machinae Prime
  • *****
  • Posts: 2644
  • Karma: 56
  • Gender: Male
  • Stays crunchy ...even in milk!
Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2006, 06:14:18 pm »
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)