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Offline Seretti

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Win a nice christmas present!
« on: November 13, 2006, 02:25:30 am »
Since it's going to be christmas soon I thought I would be a santa-wannabe and give one lucky person a nice christmas present :)
I'm not going to tell what it is since that would ruin the surprise, but I can tell you that it is something you'll like :D

All you have to do to have the chance to win this is telling me why YOU deserve to get this very nice present!

This competition will be open until November 30 (sorry for changing the date but I'll be leaving town so I had to set an earlier date)

Note: Please TRY to stick to only 1 post/person! You can edit your post anytime you'd like though.

(if you have questions or something, feel free to send me a message)
« Last Edit: November 17, 2006, 08:39:04 pm by Seretti »
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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2006, 02:41:12 am »
Nobody deserves anything. And therefore we are all tied! the only fair way to do this would be to roll 1d20 for the first 20 respondents!


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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2006, 03:08:54 am »
Uhm.. I deserve the present because i have to give something to my cat, wich i named "Emo", because he has mascara eyes.


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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2006, 03:24:04 am »
I dont deserve shit, but thanks anyway.

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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2006, 04:30:27 am »
I dont deserve shit, but thanks anyway.

I deserve it coz Fallout doesn't  ;)
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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2006, 04:51:28 am »
Ok here's why i think i deserve it because all year i have been thanklessely giving and helping my friends, aswell as people i don't know

Here's a few examples

An ex-girlfriend of mine came to me when she stupidly had unprotected sex with her long term boyfriend and it was the 14th day after her period so she didn't know if she was ovulating (correct term) or not, i comforted her telling her that it's actually 14-16 days 'till ovulation starts after a period, although i'm not sure if that's true, but even though i said all that i told her i would go to the pharmacist and get her a pregnancy test, after many hours of her crying and me getting her water so she could piss turns out she wasn't pregnant after all, and hey i didn't get anything out of it except a great sense of well being.

I gave a tenner (14.87Euros) to a tramp the other week and then bought him lunch, Lenny his name was, everyone in town thinks he is mad but he only shouts swear words at lamp posts so people leave him alone apparently :/ we also got drunk, man that was fun shouting at walls. ;D

I found it particularly hard to find inspiration about what i should post about but then i thought of all this giving without an expectancy to get anything back you are doing so i thought i would post some of my experiences in this field :)

So Seretti, did i ever tell you what beautiful eyes you have? Oh and not to mention that sexy, long, sleak hair of yours ;D
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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2006, 07:57:35 am »
i deserve a present because i have a trinity on my chest?
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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2006, 09:48:07 am »
Nobody deserves anything. And therefore we are all tied! the only fair way to do this would be to roll 1d20 for the first 20 respondents!

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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2006, 12:00:07 pm »
Anything less than not giving the present to Bateman, is not making Bateman not happy, isn't it?

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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2006, 12:07:22 pm »
I'm lifetime fanboy of Santa. Isn't that reason enough?

EDIT : I had santa-like-avatar of myself at past, if above mentioned was not enough.
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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2006, 01:44:31 pm »
Beacuse Santa is my son and also my sister....
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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2006, 02:11:20 pm »
LionNinja should get a christmas present for trying too hard.

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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2006, 02:12:59 pm »
I should because it's monday.
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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2006, 02:49:48 pm »
I should because it's monday.

And I should beacuse its allready tuesday here  :P
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Re: Win a nice christmas present!
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2006, 02:50:29 pm »
I should because it seems nearly every thread I make ends up locked.