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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #45 on: November 14, 2006, 03:06:46 am »
So this is what you people do over at the Tech section.

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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #46 on: November 14, 2006, 03:44:45 am »
So this is what you people do over at the Tech section.


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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #47 on: November 14, 2006, 06:56:28 am »
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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #48 on: November 14, 2006, 09:41:53 am »
ok we've had a full page of spam, so lets get back on topic again.... (yes, i know, i contributed to the spam, but that's not the point... im allowed to, because im special ;D )

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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #49 on: November 14, 2006, 02:08:12 pm »
Setting a great example, SG ;)

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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #50 on: November 14, 2006, 06:15:31 pm »
ok we've had a full page of spam, so lets get back on topic again.... (yes, i know, i contributed to the spam, but that's not the point... im allowed to, because im special ;D )

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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #51 on: November 14, 2006, 08:45:29 pm »
You're "special"...

Well, let's see.

1. Those lasers are lame. I bet they won't even burn your eyes out from specular reflection. No weakling Class 3b lasers for me. I want Class 4 ones! Several. In a gatling setup.

2. If I had way too much monies, I would buy at least one Realdoll. I would then dress her up in weird clothes, and put her in a corner of my room as decoration. It would be awesome. Also, people would think me a pervert eccentric*.

3. I want a set of iron and a set of bone dice. These can be found at thinkgeek. I will not bother to search for them. They cost about $30 and $40 respectively. Well within what I can afford, but too costly for a set of dice.

4. A GAU-8/A Avenger would be nice as well.

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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #52 on: November 14, 2006, 09:01:32 pm »

4. A GAU-8/A Avenger would be nice as well.

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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #53 on: November 14, 2006, 09:05:59 pm »

4. A GAU-8/A Avenger would be nice as well.

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lovely piece of lethal engineering, that.
So, into weaponry already, are we? In that case, sign me up for a couple of Leopard 2s. That should persuade the people downstairs to keep the noise down. The sheer shockwave from the 120mm cannon alone should be enough to shatter most windows nearby.

It shoots depeleted Uranium shells to, they hole coming out is much larger then the one goin in.

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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #54 on: November 14, 2006, 10:06:15 pm »
Depleted Uranium rounds are just super-heavy penetrators with a nice side effect of being pyrophoric. There won't be much of a hole, as the stuff explodes, ignites itself and burns the occupants inside alive. As well as possibly igniting fuel and stuff, causing the vehicle to explode. So yes, in a way, the holes it will make from things coming out will be larger than the hole it makes when coming in.
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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #55 on: November 14, 2006, 11:52:15 pm »

GAU-8 Avenger - that thing is fucking huge! I want one. Now.


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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2006, 12:41:12 am »
Is a tank even considered a "geek" toy? I think it's more like military toys you'd buy if you had too much money. :P

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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2006, 12:45:45 am »
I'd also get a flying car.

And a nuclear sub marine for the watery parts.

And a space vessel.

Then I'd combine them.
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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #58 on: November 15, 2006, 12:56:55 am »


i like ;D

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Re: Geek toys you would buy if you had too much money
« Reply #59 on: November 15, 2006, 12:57:38 am »
"Sorry, we could not find" and then something...

The cube men looked cool, though.
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