You're "special"...
Well, let's see.
1. Those lasers are lame. I bet they won't even burn your eyes out from specular reflection. No weakling Class 3b lasers for me. I want Class 4 ones! Several. In a gatling setup.
2. If I had way too much monies, I would buy at least one Realdoll. I would then dress her up in weird clothes, and put her in a corner of my room as decoration. It would be awesome. Also, people would think me a pervert eccentric*.
3. I want a set of iron and a set of bone dice. These can be found at thinkgeek. I will not bother to search for them. They cost about $30 and $40 respectively. Well within what I can afford, but too costly for a set of dice.
4. A GAU-8/A Avenger would be nice as well.
*it's the money that changes it.