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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2006, 01:26:29 am »
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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2006, 01:29:39 am »
Well, I was recently treating this crooked cop who got some weird illness, and then I got it as well. He died a painful death, but I survived, barely.

Oh, wait, no, that was Foreman from House MD.
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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2006, 01:30:45 am »
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Well, I was recently treating this crooked cop who got some weird illness, and then I got it as well. He died a painful death, but I survived, barely.

Oh, wait, no, that was Foreman from House MD.

That show rox my sox!!! :D:D


Is anyone in the medical profession here? they must deal with death quite often, would this make them cold hearted eventually do ya reckon?
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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2006, 01:38:23 am »
Well, I was recently treating this crooked cop who got some weird illness, and then I got it as well. He died a painful death, but I survived, barely.

Oh, wait, no, that was Foreman from House MD.

That show rox my sox!!! :D:D


Is anyone in the medical profession here? they must deal with death quite often, would this make them cold hearted eventually do ya reckon?

Like Kelso from scrubs? XD
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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2006, 01:38:48 am »
Well, I was recently treating this crooked cop who got some weird illness, and then I got it as well. He died a painful death, but I survived, barely.

Oh, wait, no, that was Foreman from House MD.

That show rox my sox!!! :D:D


Is anyone in the medical profession here? they must deal with death quite often, would this make them cold hearted eventually do ya reckon?

Like Kelso from scrubs? XD

Exactly! so...anyone?
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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2006, 02:01:50 am »
I can't think of any experiences nearer death than the mountain I nearly fell of a few months ago. That was scary.

I have a theory. We never die in our own world. If there's a chance we might die, our consciousness continues in the closest of the worlds where we don't, a slight distance further along the probability axis. Perhaps we're all 5-dimensional beings, just unaware of it.
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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2006, 02:39:18 am »
I can't think of any experiences nearer death than the mountain I nearly fell of a few months ago. That was scary.

I have a theory. We never die in our own world. If there's a chance we might die, our consciousness continues in the closest of the worlds where we don't, a slight distance further along the probability axis. Perhaps we're all 5-dimensional beings, just unaware of it.

Scary... that's exactly what I've been pondering as well..  :o
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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2006, 01:14:22 pm »
I can't think of any experiences nearer death than the mountain I nearly fell of a few months ago. That was scary.

I have a theory. We never die in our own world. If there's a chance we might die, our consciousness continues in the closest of the worlds where we don't, a slight distance further along the probability axis. Perhaps we're all 5-dimensional beings, just unaware of it.

Woah that's too hard for me to comprehend, but 5 is bigger than 3 so it must be good! =D

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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2006, 04:46:54 pm »
when i was 3 i was playing in the back yard on my own and a snake came across the yard. i ran in front of it and into the house. for those scoffing at snakes.. i live in australia. -northern- australia at that point. nuf said.
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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2006, 04:22:00 pm »
I have had some near death experiences. I once slipped while climbing a tree. I came down maybe two metres and landed beautifully with my head first. For a second I saw light blue and white light, like explosion, then there were maybe one second when everything was pitch black. I opened my eyes and saw that it was steel reinforced concrete element where I had landed with steel bars poking upwards at various points. I landed just between them. I got cut on back of my head, it took three stitches (so it was not that bad after all).

Other time when I had near death experience when we were building raft with couple of friends down by the little river. It was neat raft and I was eager to try it. It was february if I remember correctly. Anyways that river was still half frozen and there I was on our little raft. It floated allright but I was having hard time balancin myself on that raft. Initially I failed, slipped and dropped to icecold water. Water was chilling and I will remember forever that moment when I was at the bottom of the river trying to figure out what the hell happened and where was the surface. Then I noticed light circle on the surface and I've never swam so fast as that time. I get on the surface (blessfully that spot was not frozen) and got up to shore. There was one problem thou. My clothes were wet and it was like minus 20 degrees of Celsius there... So I ran like hell to my home which was almost three kilometres away... Somehow I get there with my clothes frozen stiff. We took them off and my feet were all blue and then my mother get warm water and drinking, blankets and stuff and initially I got warmer. And boy I got warm when I had to face the music! We were especially warned not to go there and play by the river.
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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2006, 05:32:04 pm »
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I keep coming back for more
coming back until I score
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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2006, 03:36:23 am »
I've had 3 that I can remember.

One when I was 9 or 10 so, my brother had bought a new game for the MegaDrive (oh the good old days! :D) and i'd gotten a lift home from school from my nan. I got out of the car and because I was excited to get to play this new game, I dived accross the road without looking left or right and got knocked down, breaking my collar bone.

My second was quite soon after, around 11, climing a tree to knock conkers down, I fell from the top of this tree and bounced off quite a few branches before luckily landing straight onto my feet, then falling over onto my arse. I didnt break anything, but it was friggin painful.

And my third was pretty recent actually, I cant remember, maybe a year or so back, I was out with family, and we'd found a huge tree with a tree-swing dangling off a big branch, all very sturdy, and it was going over a really tall, well, I dont know wether to call it a valley or what, but there was a dried out stream/river at the bottom of it, and logs etc lying on the muddy bottom of this 'valley'. It was a great rope swing and I had a lot of fun on it, but I couldnt help but realise that there was near to no grip on the stick that was tied to the rope. Shame I only realised that as I was flying down 2 or 3 stories heading straight for a log rolled on its side. I landed straight onto it, spraining my collar bone (again with the collar bone, wtf?) and waking up in hospital.

I guess there is one other, too. At a party recently I drank too much of the homebrew shit they'd made and it was OFF. I puked up my entire stomach contents and lay half dead on a cold stone floor, rain pattering over my puke-stained body, no-one around to help me. The fucker's had dumped me outside so they could get on with their party.

Fuckers.

So, yeah. I dont live a dangerous lifestyle but I have had quite a few brushes with the ol' Grim Reaper. :)

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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2006, 03:39:13 am »
Soon i will tell all about how i died from taking too many drugs, drinking too much alcohol and smoking way too many ciggarettes

Ah well, i had fun :)
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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2006, 11:26:37 am »
I guess there is one other, too. At a party recently I drank too much of the homebrew shit they'd made and it was OFF. I puked up my entire stomach contents and lay half dead on a cold stone floor, rain pattering over my puke-stained body, no-one around to help me. The fucker's had dumped me outside so they could get on with their party.

If they were real friends, they would've placed a CD player playing "Ghost" right next to you.  :P

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Re: A BRUSH WITH DEATH!!
« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2006, 05:49:49 pm »
I can't think of any experiences nearer death than the mountain I nearly fell of a few months ago. That was scary.

I have a theory. We never die in our own world. If there's a chance we might die, our consciousness continues in the closest of the worlds where we don't, a slight distance further along the probability axis. Perhaps we're all 5-dimensional beings, just unaware of it.

Woah that's too hard for me to comprehend, but 5 is bigger than 3 so it must be good! =D

We allready live in a 4 demensional world you see, time is the 4th dimension!! ^_^

Soon i will tell all about how i died from taking too many drugs, drinking too much alcohol and smoking way too many ciggarettes

Ah well, i had fun :)

Looking forward to that one.
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