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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #345 on: September 08, 2011, 06:14:21 pm »
Well some people get turned on by it...mostly the wrong people.

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #346 on: September 09, 2011, 09:11:57 am »
Just do that in a closet with a bag over your head and a noose around your neck. It's amazing!


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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #347 on: September 09, 2011, 05:57:42 pm »
Stop posting creepy pictures please it scares the hell out of me
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #348 on: September 09, 2011, 09:47:22 pm »
What's so creepy about good ol' David :(?

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #349 on: September 09, 2011, 10:03:01 pm »
Pics of recently departed people always gives me the creeps. Dx

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #350 on: September 10, 2011, 02:46:03 am »
Well some people get turned on by it...mostly the wrong people.

we're talking erotic asphyxiation right?  Not necrophilia?

Wasn't sure, just want to be clear.
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #351 on: September 10, 2011, 04:56:53 am »
Well some people get turned on by it...mostly the wrong people.

we're talking erotic asphyxiation right?  Not necrophilia?

Wasn't sure, just want to be clear.

One thing leads to the other.

Man, the David Carradine case is just world class worst sexual experience. I dare you to top that. :3

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #352 on: September 11, 2011, 04:15:43 pm »
Well some people get turned on by it...mostly the wrong people.

we're talking erotic asphyxiation right?  Not necrophilia?

Wasn't sure, just want to be clear.

One thing leads to the other.

Man, the David Carradine case is just world class worst sexual experience. I dare you to top that. :3
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #353 on: September 16, 2011, 02:13:44 am »
I'm only one, but still I am one.  I can't do everything, but I can do something-
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #354 on: September 16, 2011, 11:05:43 am »
I guess I have to participate as well. The incident in itself was not that bad - from my point of view - but it has influenced my sexlife for quite a long time now. I've always been really active when it comes to sexlife and sometimes I like to play it rough. BDSM in itself ain't that harmful, nor is the dirty talking I do to arouse my companion in pleasures. But sometimes, just sometimes, I'm doing some hard-up comedy while having sex. I just think that laugh is good for sexlife and life in general - you can have fun in so many ways at bed. Well, usually that's the way it is. Except once, that is.

This one time I'm talking about was when I was having - again - absolutely great sex with my current wife. I was in my way to heaven in her hands, or actually in her mouth. You see, I've never met anyone who can use her mouth like she does (and I've had my share of good blowjobs before her, believe me). It's just miracle... But anyway! I was in my way to heaven when I made some funny remark about something. And she laughed at it for a while. Then, still smiling, she continued. Some time passed by and I just started to come. I could not warn that I'm coming and by some wicked twist of fate she remembered my joke at the same minute. She started to laugh and all my goods ended up to shoot into her nose - from inwards. And as some of you might have got ANY liquid up in the nose while laughing (I've gotten water, lemonade and milk) you know it feels bad. And it burns. Now, it's needless to say that she was not enjoying it much.

And after that... Well... She lost her interest to giving oral pleasures almost altogether :( So I guess that has to be my worst sexual experience ever.
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #355 on: September 16, 2011, 08:59:54 pm »
8 is the worst. And very detailed.  :-[

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #356 on: September 18, 2011, 03:20:50 pm »
8 is the worst. And very detailed.  :-[

9, in my opinion. I really felt sick, and a sort of phantom pain down there. Brrrrr.


8 IS THE PERFECT SYMMETRICAL NUMBER THEREFORE NEVER WRONG

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #357 on: September 22, 2011, 05:40:37 pm »
I just watched the English dub of Tokyo gore police...

As long as it's not as bad as that one dude's experience I can cope I think.. and if you've seen it you know what I'm talking about.  If you haven't.. you may not wanna ask.. :P
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #358 on: September 27, 2011, 11:03:19 pm »
10 minutes ago. Was made to use protection.
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #359 on: October 02, 2011, 03:16:43 pm »
Never excepted a topic like this on MaSu online. ???