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worst sexual experience ever
Ant:
My first time...lots of beer everywhere on the floor, me not fitting into her, her hitting her heads lots, and after (worst bit) i said, 'yeah i finished a minute ago' .. why didn't i say kthxdonebai?
Viherminttu:
at least women can be a bit more... lasting.. their first time :P
Cerapter:
--- Quote from: ffaalloouutt on October 22, 2006, 09:03:09 am ---williepower
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I'd applaud you if that hadn't messed up your karma status quo. ;D
I'm a virgin still. Haven't found the right Pokémon yet.
So I've gained enough wits to trust I'm not going to last long the first time. Knowing what to expect, I won't go about creating any disappointment. The very first time is just a warm-up round anyway.
Fallout:
Oh, dont worry. I dont mind applauds now, I welcome them. :)
SpeedD:
--- Quote from: ffaalloouutt on October 22, 2006, 09:03:09 am ---Willpower doesnt matter. It's not a matter of willpower, its a matter of williepower. lmfao.
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I laughed. Actually, I read that this morning and laughed about it at work. Congrats Fallout. You made a funny.
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