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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #315 on: May 09, 2009, 01:04:48 am »
Maybe gravity is stronger in Japan.
Or maybe the girls are fatter


wasn't it the girl from California?

ohmigod, I think you'll like, find that it's like soooooooo called Cal-eye-forn-eye-ah, like ohmigod.
actually, the current accent to avoid here is the mexican-girl-with-attitude.
yknow, where the entire sentance is all one word, composed of poorly pronounced words like "stuped"(stoo-ped) and "hyphy"...which i have NO idea what that means...and i live here

hyphy maybe High-Five? idk just an idea ;D

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #317 on: May 09, 2009, 04:36:01 am »
Keak Da Sneak









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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #318 on: May 09, 2009, 08:19:31 pm »
Keak Da Sneak

On a plane, you mean ?
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #319 on: May 14, 2009, 08:43:07 am »
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hyphy

I watched a video of a dude using exclusively bay area slang and i understood like two words xD

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #320 on: July 29, 2009, 07:18:04 pm »
my worst sex ever was, someone who kept accidentally grazing me with my teeth, and their tongue was moving to harshly against my uncircumcised dick...gawd it was so bad, and unarousing, that i lost boner mid suck, and had to whack it til orgasm for him...yes i am bi, but currently with a girl, and don't want to go back to guys, so currently i am fairly straight. still some gay porn is cool, as long as their average guys, not hunky muscle bound fucks, or skinny twinks, i like average dudes, like nerds and stuff, their pretty hot.

Don't worry, we don't care.

Also, yeah, teeth and blowjobs are a bad combo. I may have mentioned that earlier on here, but it's worth repeating.

So, what's worse? A light-grazing, or vomiting all over an uncircumcised dick because you're wasted out of your god damned mind? No, I'm not speaking from personal experience, but I was told an interesting story yesterday... ><; Blarghgross.
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #321 on: July 29, 2009, 09:37:20 pm »
The latter, Annie, the latter.
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #322 on: July 29, 2009, 10:10:11 pm »
Vomit blowjob. Now THAT'S a nice picture, and was already feeling kinda ill. :P

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #323 on: July 29, 2009, 10:37:52 pm »
Lmfao, I know you've all missed me and my stories terribly. Sorry Rad! Feel better. :D
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #324 on: July 29, 2009, 11:02:09 pm »
Consider your current sig-line restated.

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #325 on: August 13, 2009, 03:45:27 am »
same thing happened to me but they were two hot bi girls but it was in my room we got high and drank beer all day and my mom kick them out I know what u mean

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #326 on: August 15, 2009, 11:52:36 am »
69ing with a girl who didn't wipe very well... That was just... eughh.
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #327 on: August 15, 2009, 08:43:24 pm »
thanks my apetite is gone

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #328 on: August 16, 2009, 12:28:25 am »
69ing with a girl who didn't wipe very well... That was just... eughh.

That's the point I stop at. :P
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #329 on: August 19, 2009, 06:39:53 pm »
BleeeeH!
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