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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #30 on: October 24, 2006, 04:55:17 pm »
Does that include "at life"?
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #31 on: October 24, 2006, 04:57:28 pm »
No i don't go round begging people to hate me, then when they say they do go cry and hurl abuse at them


ohh maybe i hit a wrong note there
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2006, 05:00:29 pm »
... was that English?
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2006, 05:02:18 pm »
no it was Ninjaese
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2006, 05:06:43 pm »
no it was Ninjaese

Knows me too well :|
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2006, 05:11:57 pm »
Or not well enough.

*Dun dun dun...*
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2006, 05:17:21 pm »
who keeps playing that music?
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2006, 05:18:38 pm »
Lol, awesome thread. xD My ages somewhat contributes to my lack of contribution though. :/

Yeah 'N/A' is a shitty age, I remember being 'N/A'.

Fixed. :X

And yes, it is a shitty age to be.

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2006, 05:19:10 pm »
oh dont mind that. its the little slave music fairies they keep behind the forums. they also have a dozen mages out the back summoning bread for everyone to eat
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2006, 05:19:42 pm »
No i don't go round begging people to hate me, then when they say they do go cry and hurl abuse at them


ohh maybe i hit a wrong note there

That wasn't very nice of you.

Mr. McRyanpants is allowed his existensial crisis once in a while as well.

I mean, even greater demons of hell have existensial crises. Yesterday, one of them got into talks with some heretics, and they made him try to prove to them that he existed.
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #40 on: October 24, 2006, 05:20:03 pm »
oh dont mind that. its the little slave music fairies they keep behind the forums. they also have a dozen mages out the back summoning bread for everyone to eat

I got my fill  ;D
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #41 on: October 24, 2006, 05:22:08 pm »
need more moonwells..

oh wait. wrong game reference.. *adjusts her game*  not enough rage!
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #42 on: October 24, 2006, 05:24:50 pm »
need more moonwells..

oh wait. wrong game reference.. *adjusts her game*  not enough rage!

Hell no we DO need more moonwells...they can be where rape takes place etc.
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #43 on: October 24, 2006, 05:26:41 pm »
No i don't go round begging people to hate me, then when they say they do go cry and hurl abuse at them


ohh maybe i hit a wrong note there

That wasn't very nice of you.

Mr. McRyanpants is allowed his existensial crisis once in a while as well.

I mean, even greater demons of hell have existensial crises. Yesterday, one of them got into talks with some heretics, and they made him try to prove to them that he existed.

I have no idea where you're going with that.

Were they on Mars?

And I've learned to let immature criticisms roll off of me. r_r Being in an all-boys school does that to ya.

... teehee. Mr. McRyanpants.

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2006, 05:28:37 pm »
All boys eh?

i'm not trying to get at anything i went to two in 6 years

God i hate school, teachers are flawed and i spent those 6 years making dick and fart jokes
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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