No i don't go round begging people to hate me, then when they say they do go cry and hurl abuse at them
ohh maybe i hit a wrong note there
That wasn't very nice of you.
Mr. McRyanpants is allowed his existensial crisis once in a while as well.
I mean, even greater demons of hell have existensial crises. Yesterday, one of them got into talks with some heretics, and they made him try to prove to them that he existed.