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Offline Sativa

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2006, 04:39:46 pm »
When I was getting a handjob from my girlfriend and then my mum walked in and said 'you guys shouldn't be under that blanket together' and started trying to pull it off.... Although I managed to get my pants up before she got the blankets off, It was amazing o.O
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2006, 05:01:21 pm »
haha, quick handling bro

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2006, 11:18:45 pm »
No no, one of the staff.

I was at this formal (read: Prom for you americanns etc) and the after party was in this kids adventure play ground type thing.

(from their website: "Indiana Land is now open to over 12 year olds after 8pm every evening, 7 days a week.  Perfect for teen or adult parties, corporate events, after formals or team building excercises.  To find out more, please visit our Group or Company sections.")


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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2006, 03:45:27 am »
"Indiana Land is now open to over 12 year olds after 8pm every evening, 7 days a week.  Perfect for teen sex in toilets or adult parties, corporate events, after formals or team building excercises.  To find out more, please visit our Group or Company sections."

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2006, 03:47:05 am »
I guess the worst sexual experience I've had was wanking to this thread.
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2006, 03:49:55 am »
I guess the worst sexual experience I've had was wanking to this thread.

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2006, 04:56:08 am »
Fingering my ex-girlfriend under the blanket when my little sister walked in and started talking to her, then jumped on top of the blanket.

God, little siblings suck.


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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2006, 05:09:47 am »
I'm a little sibling

proved you wrong!!

oh wai-
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2006, 05:17:42 am »
Well Lion sucks so I guess it all works out. :)

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2006, 09:44:59 am »
but how well does he suck?
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2006, 01:29:46 pm »
Lol, awesome thread. xD My ages somewhat contributes to my lack of contribution though. :/

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2006, 01:54:18 pm »
Lol, awesome thread. xD My ages somewhat contributes to my lack of contribution though. :/

Yeah 'N/A' is a shitty age, I remember being 'N/A'.
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2006, 01:57:23 pm »
I'd say having anyone walking in on you while you are pleasuring your mate/self is grounds for "bad sexual experience"

And to answer your question, both. :-X
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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2006, 03:10:18 pm »
I remember being 'N/A'.

..Wasnt that your gender?

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Re: worst sexual experience ever
« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2006, 03:55:42 pm »
but how well does he suck?

i suck everything pretty well  :o
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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