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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2006, 07:58:59 pm »
RPG's without any roleplaying. That means all produced graphical rpg's so far that I know of.
It's either interactive movies or hack'n'slash.

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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2006, 06:39:48 am »
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go play d&d or sth
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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2006, 07:26:47 am »
I second EA.
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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2006, 08:49:30 am »
I second EA.

I third fourth and fifth that.

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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2006, 09:00:41 am »
I second EA.

I third fourth and fifth that.

6th.

Is there anything that they havent covered with The Sims expansion packs?

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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2006, 12:04:28 pm »
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It's either interactive movies
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or hack'n'slash.
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go play d&d or sth

Nah I don't want to do all the numbers manually.
The best rpg for me so far is cantr II, and that's quite a shitty game.

I'm currently in a team working on a realtime RPG that loosely follows the spirit of Cantr.

Oh, almost forgot. The Guild 2 is a real RPG, it feels a bit like the Sims sometimes but it's a lot better.
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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2006, 02:25:30 pm »
I second EA.

I third fourth and fifth that.

6th.

Is there anything that they havent covered with The Sims expansion packs?

kinky sex.
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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2006, 05:22:34 pm »
The Sims: Bondage Club!

Now you can take your Sims into a REAL bondage club! Whips, chains, leather, you name it! Watch as your Sim gets spanked like the bitch he is! And watch out for the anal dildos! Now available for PC and Xbox 360, rated R for Retarded.

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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2006, 05:42:22 pm »
I second EA.

I third fourth and fifth that.

6th.

Is there anything that they havent covered with The Sims expansion packs?

kinky sex.

There is, I hear, a mod that'll remove the pixelaiton censorship.. :P
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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2006, 08:18:43 pm »
I second EA.

I third fourth and fifth that.

6th.

Is there anything that they havent covered with The Sims expansion packs?

kinky sex.

There is, I hear, a mod that'll remove the pixelaiton censorship.. :P
But characters do not have genitals. Fortunately it's quite easy to find proper meshes to fill that gap, so to say. Whole censorshippin' the nudity thing is from arse. For 6 years old child it's ok to chop things down with chainsaw or gun people down with minigun but OMG if they happen to see some nudity! Seriously, it's something that really pisses me off in games and videos. Ofcourse, I'm living in Finland where family does take sauna together so almost every kid knows how boy, girl, man and woman looks alike when nude.

My annoyance in video games:
-Non existent nudity and cleaned up nudity. Latter one means those outfits like armours of female warriors which are quite just covering private parts. What ever happened to amazons and berserkers? I want natural nudity in games. Nudity is OK!
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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2006, 09:06:48 pm »
yeah whats the deal with that ?

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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2006, 09:10:09 pm »
Gravehill likes nudity?

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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2006, 10:37:49 pm »
No, it's not ok for a six year old to be doing that.


At least there's no way in hell I'm letting any little kid play GTA.  Remember, the advrage video game player is a 30 year old male.


Here's another for teh list.  Anyone else remember the good old days of side scrolling shooters?

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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2006, 10:46:26 pm »
Here's another for teh list.  Anyone else remember the good old days of side scrolling shooters?

"you're the only hope of humanity!  But we're going to send you out in a ship with ony a tiny fraction of it's potential firepower.  Wouldnt' want that saving humanity thing to be easy, would we?

That's called "gameplay with a story patched on because somebody thought a game needs a story". It is not an annoyance, but a blessing.
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Re: Video game annoyance list.
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2006, 12:50:47 am »
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Nah I don't want to do all the numbers manually.
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