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Offline limBer

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How much would it suck...
« on: October 04, 2006, 08:18:46 am »
... if you were reincarnated as toilet water? I mean could it get any worse than that? The only fun you would have is when you swirl around for 5-15 seconds and then it's over. What if you weren't visited as much as other toilets, would you feel jealous? What if people don't flush?

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Re: How much would it suck...
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2006, 10:22:25 am »
Silly, water doesn't get created except in high school chemistry labs. But even if you somehow managed to become toilet water, you'd be unhappy for a while but within a few days would be all clean and dumped back into the ecosystem where you could be alternately consumed, peed, evaporated, rained, frozen for several millenia, etc.


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Re: How much would it suck...
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2006, 01:38:29 pm »
It could be an epic story really. The river water, living and fowing freely in the mountains, gets captured and put in a sewer prison, it's only fate to clean the nasty dumpings of humans, and then flowing out, all wrinkled and old into the waterwastes, to die miserably and smelly, with pieces of half-digested pizza and a Big Mac in it...

A Bamby story really...
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Re: How much would it suck...
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2006, 01:44:02 pm »
I would consider myself as a part of a mystic vortex portal.
It would surely help my ego. :P
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Re: How much would it suck...
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2006, 05:57:00 pm »
Maybe if I was in some famous/cool person's toilet it wouldnt be as bad...

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Re: How much would it suck...
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2006, 10:17:09 am »
Maybe if I was in some famous/cool person's toilet it wouldnt be as bad...

so that celebrities can shit in you?


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Re: How much would it suck...
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2006, 08:47:16 pm »
Maybe if I was in some famous/cool person's toilet it wouldnt be as bad...

so that celebrities can shit in you?


and why am i in your sig? >_>;;

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Re: How much would it suck...
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2006, 02:35:26 am »
Maybe if I was in some famous/cool person's toilet it wouldnt be as bad...

so that celebrities can shit in you?


and why am i in your sig? >_>;;

because you say nice things about me :)

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Re: How much would it suck...
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2006, 05:55:48 am »
nice true things :D
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Re: How much would it suck...
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2006, 11:19:25 am »
Well, really, it'd be nice to come back as something that had a concious of its self. I don't think water has the capacity to creat a brain which would think along the lines of "Oh bugger, I'm in a toilet again". Then again, if it does, why doesn't it claim watery rights and petition to its local watery MP?

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Re: How much would it suck...
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2006, 07:51:17 pm »
nice true things :D

See? There you go again! :D