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« on: October 01, 2006, 03:16:34 am »
BLACK PEOPLE!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2006, 04:04:00 am »
lmfao.

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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2006, 11:42:25 pm »
BLACK PEOPLE!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2006, 11:43:33 pm »
Not in my experience
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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2006, 11:57:03 pm »
big cocks, no sunburn. nuff said.

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Re: asdfghjkl
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2006, 12:04:18 am »
big cocks, no sunburn. nuff said.

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And you also live in Watford...chav
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2006, 02:18:36 am »
big cocks, no sunburn. nuff said.
UUuuuhhhh... I got easily burnt in sun! Cooking hot! Eggs are on the pan already! No cock? Yes, we got BIIIiiigggg cocks. So big that you can't fit them in your mouth without chopping them to pieces first! Cocks! Eggs! Cocks and eggs! Woohoooo! My brain is boiling! Water, please someone water down my head! My cock is burning hot already! IT'S GOING TO SHOOOOooooooTTTTT!

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Re: asdfghjkl
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2006, 02:26:20 am »
Are you referring to a german cock muncher per chance?
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Re: asdfghjkl
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2006, 02:28:10 am »
big cocks, no sunburn. nuff said.
UUuuuhhhh... I got easily burnt in sun! Cooking hot! Eggs are on the pan already! No cock? Yes, we got BIIIiiigggg cocks. So big that you can't fit them in your mouth without chopping them to pieces first! Cocks! Eggs! Cocks and eggs! Woohoooo! My brain is boiling! Water, please someone water down my head! My cock is burning hot already! IT'S GOING TO SHOOOOooooooTTTTT!

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Re: asdfghjkl
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2006, 02:30:07 am »
I SMELL PEANUTS!
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Re: asdfghjkl
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2006, 06:09:01 am »
big cocks, no sunburn. nuff said.

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That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2006, 06:28:29 am »
Are you referring to a german cock muncher per chance?
No. They are dark cock-ninjas from outer space. They are eternally fighting against hen-knights of Izultar. Cocks do not have eggs which give hens little advantage on long-range attacks but cocks, on the other hand , can sneak close and stab poor hens. After the fight is over giant cow-god Mooster comes and fries casualties in giant pan and makes delicious omelette from them for my breakfast.

After I have eaten my breakfast there comes the sleeping lizard and steals away my dreams. He makes necklace out of them (how it shines in the darkness of the nights!) and one pretty lady wears that necklace on catalogue of local shop. She is naked and lies on bed filled with feathers of cock-ninjas. I take one feather and smell it. It smells like kitten. Then I tickle the pretty lady with it and she laughs. It's delicious laughter and fills my head with joy. I laugh with her and then we dance by the campfire and air is full of flying, burning feathers. Fire dances on our naked, sweaty bodies and woods seem to come alive. They dance with us and together we fall down to non-existence, togetherness in void.
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Re: asdfghjkl
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2006, 06:50:47 am »
So what, is marijuana legal in Finland?
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2006, 11:26:35 am »
So what, is marijuana legal in Finland?
No it's not. Furthermore I don't use, I have never used and I never will use it. I don't need lame excuses like drugs for sick or weird daydreams/stories. The madness lives inside everyone of us, most us just are imprisoning their mind with invisible chains. Some people use drugs to break those chains. They don't have courage to face their inner demons without chemical substances or then they are just way too lazy to train their mind to be free. Me, I just talk to wind, talk to the clouds, talk to the trees and listen them fairypeople speak. Nature speaks words of truth and the nature lies in everyone's heart. If one is just silent for a moment and listen his own heart one can hear that voice. No need for drugs here. Spirit is everything, nature is everything. Nature is flow of energy, the karma, the Holy Spirit, the universe, the Word of God, everything comes via nature. Truth is written on every stone, every tree, every bloodcell of your body. The redline of generations flow within us, inside us. Read it if you dare. When you read it you will be free. Maybe little bit insane like me (positive way) but still free. And when mind is free the invisible walls of reality or the dreams are no longer obstacles but gateways.

The whispers of world roars in my ears...  :D

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Re: asdfghjkl
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2006, 04:10:25 pm »
I don't need lame excuses like drugs for sick or weird daydreams/stories.

So you're just nuts.

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That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.