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You are walking along a path...
« on: September 30, 2006, 01:18:38 pm »
You see what appears to be solid gold shit. Do you pick it up, and if so, why?

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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2006, 01:23:53 pm »
i'd pick it up.

Then i'd go to a bar and i'd put it on the table.

I would say : "Fine man, how much drinks can you give me for this solid piece of golden shit ? "

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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2006, 07:24:48 pm »
I would pick it up and analyze it. Then I tried to find creature that does produce solid gold shit and have myself living solid gold shit mine!
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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2006, 08:06:53 pm »
I'd say "WTF" and then pawn it.

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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2006, 08:36:57 pm »
I'd nuke it with my portable nuke-creating-watch just so nobody else would see it.

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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2006, 08:53:39 pm »
I would pick it up and analyze it. Then I tried to find creature that does produce solid gold shit and have myself living solid gold shit mine!

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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2006, 10:59:23 pm »
I'd taste some, then I'd be the only golden shite eater alive. And that can be my title for ever and ever.

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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2006, 11:01:22 pm »
You see what appears to be solid gold shit. Do you pick it up, and if so, why?

Key word is appears. It could be iron pyrite. Would you want to eat iron pyrite shit?

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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2006, 03:22:22 am »
Well, I might pick the thing that appears to be solid golden shit and go to town and throw the shit at people. And once they get angry I would just say "But hey, Its golden shit, you dont see that every day, right?", pick shit up and repeat. After long day of throwing something that appears to be solid golden shit at people, I would go and sell the thing and be happy for the rest of my life.

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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2006, 04:26:10 pm »
I would go find the creature that produced and insert it back up its own arse then make it eat my shit, then make it shit again and i would eat his shit then shit and make him eat mine once again

rinse and repeat
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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2006, 04:31:27 pm »
I didn't know we had so many scat fetishists here...

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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2006, 04:33:06 pm »
I didn't know we had so many scat fetishists here...

One great thing about this forum, among many others, is you learn something new everday!
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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2006, 08:20:07 pm »
Is it 12 karot or 24 karot?

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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2006, 11:37:27 pm »
You see what appears to be solid gold shit. Do you pick it up, and if so, why?

Key word is appears. It could be iron pyrite. Would you want to eat iron pyrite shit?

Dunno, still worth doing. What magical beast did it come from I wonder...

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Re: You are walking along a path...
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2006, 11:42:40 pm »
Is it 12 karot or 24 karot?

If you're that discriminating, you wouldn't pick it up in the first place to begin with.