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Re: I say, I say, I say..
« Reply #45 on: September 27, 2006, 07:45:39 pm »
That cow freaks the living crap out of me. Most cows do - bloody weird creatures.
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Re: I say, I say, I say..
« Reply #46 on: September 27, 2006, 07:59:24 pm »
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Quote from: akakori-LASER on September 27, 2006, 07:45:39 pm
That cow freaks the living crap out of me. Most cows do - bloody weird creatures.
I did shepherd cows in one summer : I think it was 1995 or 1996. I did other farm jobs as well, used axe to chop wood, shovel cow poop, grow tomatoes and stuff like that. It was great fun. There was tradition on that farm that they took their cows to nearby island where they could be free, eat grass and all stuff that cows do. Like moo. They were actually towed behind motor-boat because cows, although they did know how to swim they rarely did that. They were at cowhouse (or what the heck it's called in english, navetta in finnish) most of the year and it was pretty hard to get them even out of that cowhouse in first place. And then the swimming part. It looked super funny. First the cow swum underwater for 5 meters or so and then rose above surface and started to swim. Then it was all guidance. I had the chance to see how they fertilize cow, too. It was interesting. Thou more interesting was the woman who did that. She was extremely hot...

Cows are funny creatures, they are. They were so happy when they were in that island.

Yeah, cows...
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« Reply #47 on: September 27, 2006, 08:03:03 pm »
Quote from: Gravehill on September 27, 2006, 07:59:24 pm
Quote from: akakori-LASER on September 27, 2006, 07:45:39 pm
That cow freaks the living crap out of me. Most cows do - bloody weird creatures.
I did shepherd cows in one summer : I think it was 1995 or 1996. I did other farm jobs as well, used axe to chop wood, shovel cow poop, grow tomatoes and stuff like that. It was great fun. There was tradition on that farm that they took their cows to nearby island where they could be free, eat grass and all stuff that cows do. Like moo. They were actually towed behind motor-boat because cows, although they did know how to swim they rarely did that. They were at cowhouse (or what the heck it's called in english, navetta in finnish) most of the year and it was pretty hard to get them even out of that cowhouse in first place. And then the swimming part. It looked super funny. First the cow swum underwater for 5 meters or so and then rose above surface and started to swim. Then it was all guidance. I had the chance to see how they fertilize cow, too. It was interesting. Thou more interesting was the woman who did that. She was extremely hot...

Cows are funny creatures, they are. They were so happy when they were in that island.

Yeah, cows...

So peaceful too. I bet at no point did any one of those cows get sudden anxiety at the realisation that they could be stuck on that island and have a panic attack.
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Re: I say, I say, I say..
« Reply #48 on: September 27, 2006, 09:27:13 pm »
Quote from: akakori-LASER on September 27, 2006, 08:03:03 pm
So peaceful too. I bet at no point did any one of those cows get sudden anxiety at the realisation that they could be stuck on that island and have a panic attack.
In the matter of fact they did not do that on the island. But they did run quite wildly with their eyes big as plates after they got out. Then I did understand finnish saying "juoksee kuin lehmä keväällä" trsl.  "runs like a cow at spring"... Mindless, wild running. And for a moment, I did run with them... T_T
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Re: I say, I say, I say..
« Reply #49 on: September 27, 2006, 10:51:38 pm »
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That cow has three buttocks.
That's because bulls have got two penises.
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« Reply #50 on: September 27, 2006, 11:41:15 pm »
Damn the genetically-superios bovines. Three stomachs, two penises...
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« Reply #51 on: September 28, 2006, 10:07:33 am »
... AND SEVENTY-FOUR ROCKET LAUNCHERS HIDDEN IN THEIR CONSIDERABLE BULK!
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« Reply #52 on: September 28, 2006, 02:33:38 pm »
Quote from: PrescriptiveBarony on September 28, 2006, 10:07:33 am
... AND SEVENTY-FOUR ROCKET LAUNCHERS HIDDEN IN THEIR CONSIDERABLE BULK!

I laughed out loud when I read that. And I'm at school so that's not a good thing... But I applauded you anyway ;)
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« Reply #53 on: September 28, 2006, 03:24:03 pm »
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Re: I say, I say, I say..
« Reply #54 on: September 28, 2006, 06:10:16 pm »
moo mmooo moo
Fuck, I'm in the secret cow level.
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Re: I say, I say, I say..
« Reply #55 on: September 28, 2006, 07:28:16 pm »
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That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: I say, I say, I say..
« Reply #56 on: September 28, 2006, 08:19:46 pm »
Bitch? Naw, since "she is a cat" its technical term would be "Queen" and a male cat is called a Tom, so STFU NEWB and bow before the QUEEN!
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Re: I say, I say, I say..
« Reply #57 on: September 28, 2006, 09:13:12 pm »
Quote from: LunarLoki on September 28, 2006, 06:10:16 pm
moo mmooo moo
Fuck, I'm in the secret cow level.

* ffaalloouutt throws a lightening javelin at LunarLoki
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Re: I say, I say, I say..
« Reply #58 on: September 28, 2006, 09:15:45 pm »
* missed and hit the cow behind me* you MOTHER FUCKER *LunarLoki bone prisons : ffaalloouutt  ass and the bone spears him his PK maddness power and  ffaalloouutt dies and takes one for the team, then LunarLoki takes his ear and shoves up  ffaalloouutt  ass*

Wow that felt good.
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Re: I say, I say, I say..
« Reply #59 on: September 28, 2006, 09:30:45 pm »
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