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Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« on: August 22, 2006, 02:27:25 pm »
So would you believe i could bring sexy back?


And how do you get your sexy on?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2006, 02:58:32 pm »
A hotseat? For me? I'm flattered.  :-*
In no way do I guarantee that I'll answer truthfully, though...

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So would you believe i could bring sexy back?
Using the right methods, yes. Hint: If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough of it.


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And how do you get your sexy on?
This question implies that there is an "off"-setting to my sexy. Therefore it is inherently flawed (the question, not the sexy).


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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2006, 03:05:19 pm »
Good start.. you get my full attention this hotseat.. by full i mean half of.



Ever sit and watch couples have "nothing" fights? Don't you love watching them?


e.g.
at a supermarktet

guy: wheres the jelly?
girl: i don't even know where it is
guy: get the jelly.
girl: I told you i dont know where it IS!
guy: you KNOW WHERE THE JELLY IS YOU WERE USING IT LAST WEEK HENCE WE HAVE TO BUY MORE NOW GO FIND IT IT
girl: i dun even care
guy: well i want JELLY SO GET IT.. ER, TWOT!
girl: twot? GET YOUR OWN JELLY!


etc etc jelly.

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Break up sex, on a scale of 1 - 10, how would you rate it?


Fav song atm, fav album?

Left or right handed?

Favourite part of the female form?


Least favourite part of the female form?


Favourite board game?


Least favourite situation this year?


Have a good summer? whatd you get up to?


Ok im done for now.

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2006, 04:28:20 pm »
How's the weather where you are right now?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2006, 04:32:31 pm »
Is the girl I'm meeting later going to turn out to be ugly and/or a psycho?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2006, 04:58:40 pm »
Why is it that, when people use the women = evil mathematical proof, they always assume that money are the square root of all evil?
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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2006, 05:15:44 pm »
wtf?
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2006, 05:40:46 pm »
what were you doing in your avatar picture?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2006, 05:46:01 pm »
Who were you doing in your avatar picture?

What were your clothes doing on my mom's bedroom floor this morning? :(
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2006, 07:28:06 pm »
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Ever sit and watch couples have "nothing" fights? Don't you love watching them?
Sometimes this occur, yes. Do I love watching them? Nope, not enough blood.

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Break up sex, on a scale of 1 - 10, how would you rate it?
Rated PG for "made out of putrid garbage". Seriously? I dunno. Never had it.

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Fav song atm, fav album?
Not to be a predictable fanboy or anything, but fave song atm is Through the Looking Glass by you-know-who (hint: not Voldemort), fave album is a little more difficult. Currently I should say Redeemer, though in a month, who knows?

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Left or right handed?
Right handed.

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Favourite part of the female form?
Hmm... Close tie between face, boobs and ass. I'll go with face, as it is the only part where anything interesting comes out.

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Least favourite part of the female form?
The nails. Those things should be considered a lethal weapon.

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Favourite board game?
Haven't played anything lately, but I'll go with Cults Across America

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Least favourite situation this year?
When my mother and stepfather separated after 9 years or so of marriage. That sucked.

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Have a good summer? whatd you get up to?
Yes, quite good. Apart from working, I went to Moesgård Viking Moot outside Ã…rhus in Denmark. Lots of fun and fighting practice.

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How's the weather where you are right now?
Rather cloudy, with occasional bouts of both rain and sunshine. Walking in rain without proper clothes sucks bigtime.

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Is the girl I'm meeting later going to turn out to be ugly and/or a psycho?
If that girl turns out to be Rad suddenly turned transsexual, then yes. Otherwise, who knows? Life is like a box of chocolates; if you leave it out in the sun it'll melt.

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Why is it that, when people use the women = evil mathematical proof, they always assume that money are the square root of all evil?
Um... fishysticks?

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wtf?
OMG!

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what were you doing in your avatar picture?
Sitting on a guard post during a military exercise while I was in the army. That, and being bored outta my tiny mind (I didn't even get to fire the machine gun once!)

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Who were you doing in your avatar picture?
Your mom.

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What were your clothes doing on my mom's bedroom floor this morning?
See answer to previous question.

Bring 'em on, I say!







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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2006, 07:28:37 pm »
Will you kill the hotseat and end this madness?

Well fuck you then.
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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2006, 07:40:41 pm »
How can you have such good answers to all the questions that you're asked?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2006, 07:50:45 pm »
Are you implying i would not make a sexy babe ?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2006, 08:23:45 pm »
Are you implying i would not make a sexy babe ?


Are you implying he is not a sexy babe?
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2006, 08:48:14 pm »
Will you reward me lots of karma for giving you the hotseat?

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