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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2006, 09:15:33 pm »
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Will you kill the hotseat and end this madness?

Well fuck you then.

Nopes, now that I've got it, I'm gonna have some fun with it, and pass it on to whoever wants or deserves it next

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How can you have such good answers to all the questions that you're asked?
Ancient Chinese secret, young grasshopper. In the fullness of time it may come to you, too.

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Are you implying i would not make a sexy babe ?

No, I'm implying that should you suddenly become transsexual you would have the potential to be both ugly and psychotic. There's a difference, however small.

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Are you implying he is not a sexy babe?
Onoz! Forgive me! Rad = teh sexxy babez0rs!

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Will you reward me lots of karma for giving you the hotseat?
Possibly. If so, it will come when you least expect it (and whenever I remember to).

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How awesome are Lovecrafts stories?
Quite awesome. On a scale of 1 to 10: teh pwnage.

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What's your favourite one?
Tricky. "The Rats in the Walls" is a good one, and so is "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward". Hard to choose just one.



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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2006, 09:18:40 pm »
Got a favourite explosive?

What is it?
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2006, 09:41:01 pm »
Banana or pineapple?

Apple or pear?

Strawberry or cherry?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2006, 09:45:06 pm »
You got funk, but are you down with the spunk? -y?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2006, 09:53:53 pm »
Sex or Gaming ?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2006, 10:05:09 pm »
What?

How?

Why?

Where?

Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett?

For what purpose?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2006, 10:10:32 pm »
Explosions?
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2006, 10:32:51 pm »
Favourite Lucasfilm/Lucasarts character?
Favourite ST:TNG episode?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2006, 10:40:49 pm »
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Got a favourite explosive?

What is it?
Why, yes, I have. HMX is great fun, especially when used in detonation cords (fun way to fell trees).

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Banana or pineapple?
I'm sorry, I don't speak *monkey*. BA-NA-NA.

(Bonus karma to the first person to name the movie the above quote is from, as well as the character that said it)


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Apple or pear?
Pear? Is that a new type of computer?

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Strawberry or cherry?

Strawberries! With lots of cream and sugar! No wonder I got so fat during the summer...

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You got funk, but are you down with the spunk? -y?

Yo, fo'sure homie! I down with dat stuff, dig?

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Sex or Gaming ?
Sex Gaming!

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What?
Huh?

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How?
Hmm?

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Why?
Because.


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Where?
In yo' face, muthafucka!

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Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett?
Damn... not an easy one. Hmm... Pratchett, if only he is still alive and able to write. (omg unfair advantage anyone?)


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For what purpose?
For general purposes. Apply a small dab under each ear twice a day, and ingest 200g before bedtime. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery. Should not be used by pregnant women OR men, children under the age of 13, dictators, homosexuals, heterosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals, asexuals and people with beards.

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Explosions?

Yes please. Learning how to make things go *BOOM* was one of the most awesome things I ever learned in the army.

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Favourite Lucasfilm/Lucasarts character?
Hard to choose. I'll go with Indiana Jones, though I'm also a Star Wars (original trilogy)fan.

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Favourite ST:TNG episode?

It shames me to say that I've watched very little ST:TNG. I'll have to rectify that someday.
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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2006, 11:49:09 pm »
If H.P. Lovecraft and E.A. Poe were to have a fight, what would they fight with? How would it end?

What if we threw in Oscar Wilde for a three-way?
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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2006, 12:35:06 am »
Will you teach me about explosions?
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2006, 12:36:26 am »
no non on nononoNO pick ONE.


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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2006, 04:11:15 pm »
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If H.P. Lovecraft and E.A. Poe were to have a fight, what would they fight with? How would it end?
They would fight with pistols at dawn. Both would fire and miss at the same time, killing off a couple of random strangers and a hedgehog. Then they would join forces, and Poe would jump on a table and grab the chandelier, all the while fencing with his battleaxe in hand, and Lovecraft would struggle to hold back the tide of obnoxious insurance salesmen.

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What if we threw in Oscar Wilde for a three-way?
Ooh... kinky!
Same scenario as above, but with trout, red herrings and other types of fish. And perhaps an echidna

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Will you teach me about explosions?
Sure. Never be in the middle of one.

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no non on nononoNO pick ONE.


Sex or Gaming ?
Sex, methinks. It would be a nice change from all the gaming. :P

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2006, 06:49:51 pm »
How do you like your coffee?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2006, 07:00:26 pm »
McDonalds or Burger King?