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Girls suck
« on: August 17, 2006, 03:45:21 am »
Okay basically here's the story of my life over the past 4 weeks

I went to Norther Ireland, Lurgan for a holiday to see my cousin, on MSN in my screenname i had something about Reading, then this girl i hadn't spoke to in a year starts talking to me about Reading and i did like her when i first met her 4-5 years ago but never had the guts to say anything, so i thought this might be my chance, i spoke to her for about a week, and i started really liking her again, then one night Fallout + some of my best mates decided to tell her i really like her, which pissed me right off.

i was also sick that morning then 5 minutes after had the runs, then i went downstairs and found out i am being taxed a shit load from the Government even though i am 17 and am not legally old enough to be taxed. also to this day my internet just keeps cutting out at random times. Then 3 nights ago i was at work and my boss basically told me i was shit at my job and i was so distracted i couldn't even carry a plate without dropping it. My parents also told me i was so out of control if i didnt't smarten up soon they would kick me out even if i had no place to go. Now i am moved to tears, this isn't just 4 weeks really, this is the kinda stuff that has happened to me my whole life.

I then found out that she likes me, but i didn't want to say anything to her 'till i had at least met her which was the other night, i then asked someone to ask her if she liked me, which i have NEVER done before so i have been anxious all today, i went out drunk 2 bottles of wine with my mates, came back absolutely hammered, started sobering up and then my mate i asked to ask her about me said she didn't even fancy me in the slightest, and after seeing her, i thought i could be in love with her, 'cos she is just my perfect woman.

Emos can't even contend with me
« Last Edit: August 17, 2006, 03:48:24 am by Caudceus »
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2006, 03:48:14 am »
Gogo wrist slittin
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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2006, 03:52:30 am »
I always try to keep up, be the optermist, but sometimes i just can't keep it on, i don't have the mentality to keep it now, sorry if i sound emo and being a dick doesn't help
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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2006, 03:53:04 am »
You was on the track, but I heard you wasn't comin back
Where’d you go, man? You was s'posed to bring it back
Set it up like it was limitless attack
Now all your shit stole, gone gold like crack
Leave it to the little ones to sock it to the antelopes
And banner notes like piano notes detailing all ya anecdotes
Ha, you runnin' like a cantaloupe, eloping with yo bitch
like I was packin' a torpedo boat
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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2006, 03:56:45 am »
Yeah, and stuff...

like, you're fucking stupid if you're going to let your mates ask that shit.

you're hanging out with fallout WAY too much :

Face it, he's a fucking noob when it comes to girls, he just pretends he's all that.

His girl, of course shes a myspace chick, i mean its inevitable.

If you ever intend on getting a normal girl, you gotta take things differently, and make her like you BEFORE you start dumb shit like that.

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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2006, 03:58:12 am »
Ask her yourself, you fucking pussy.
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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2006, 03:58:24 am »
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like, you're fucking stupid if you're going to let your mates ask that shit.

i was asleep while all that happened
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2006, 04:01:29 am »
On a completely different note, nice siggy.

Yes, I'm referring to myself.
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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2006, 04:04:27 am »
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like, you're fucking stupid if you're going to let your mates ask that shit.

i was asleep while all that happened
Then you should pick your mates more carefully.

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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2006, 04:09:01 am »
if it makes you feel any better... you can get the taxed money back.

with regards to the girl situation... meh... fuckit... girls are lame. if you're interested still, but you dont want to ask her out, then ask her if you want to meet up as friends, do some matey stuff. if she's into you then things will work out from there. you're still just a kid, so it's not like you don't have time in your life to find your perfect match. just try not to worry about it. the right person will come, eventually.

your job.. well... dont worry about it. just keep doing your best. if you lose it, fuckit.. you can get another one.

and your parents? fuck em. parents are there to make your life misery. EVERYONE has to put up with it. just ignore them as much as you can and try to get on with your life.

it can be hard, but you just have to keep trying, stay positive, and things will start to work out for you.

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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2006, 04:10:18 am »
So basically Jammin says you should fuck all your problems away.

I would give you worse advice though.


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I SAW THAT !
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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2006, 04:32:09 am »
I think i will just stick with drugs from now on...life was so much better with them and without women
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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2006, 05:09:37 am »
I can't believe you were in Northern Ireland and you didn't come party with MDX and I.

and remember:

Women = time x money

and as we all know, time = money

therefore... women = money x money or Money squared

And since money is the root of all evil

Women = evil

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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2006, 05:23:01 am »
perhaps if you're a jerk, but I like women.
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Re: Girls suck
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2006, 05:30:56 am »
Girls suck?

why yes I do.. rather well Im told. :)
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