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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #75 on: August 07, 2006, 04:21:54 am »
my dads college friend got away with the "my grandmother died" 3 times... with the same teacher ;D.
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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #76 on: August 07, 2006, 04:31:26 am »
Some teacher was once in the army and he really liked to tell about it.

Luckily for us, his memory was failing him.

So every class we asked about the story he promised to tell us, about the army.

And everytime he tells the same fucking story over and over again..

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #77 on: August 07, 2006, 11:37:48 am »
I used to go around all tough and shit and ask people if they'd like to be beat up. If they answered positively I'd reply something like "Well, that's kinda stupid, isn't it?" and walked away.

As for the excuses, I haven't really needed any 'cause I'm a good boy and everything but I'd like to try telling a teacher that "The amount of time between the moment I left home and the moment the class started was too small compared to the distance I had to travel and my travelling speed."

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #78 on: August 07, 2006, 12:35:25 pm »
Yo momma's so fat the only curve on her is the curve of space-time that occurs around any super massive object.
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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #79 on: August 07, 2006, 03:45:31 pm »
My rl friend has killed me multiple times to get the day off work, and Akakori.
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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #80 on: August 09, 2006, 09:32:11 am »
I wish I had the kind of sadistically driven sarcastic sense of humor I do today back when I was in grade school, oh I could've used it to pick on all the kids who made fun of me because I was the lone smart kid in class.
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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #81 on: August 11, 2006, 01:15:04 am »
I wish I had the kind of sadistically driven sarcastic sense of humor I do today back when I was in grade school, oh I could've used it to pick on all the kids who made fun of me because I was the lone smart kid in class.

QFT.
... though I wasn't the only smart kid in class, just the one who was a habitual know-it-all and general pain in the ass. Still am, in fact (which is why I'm studying to become a teacher, I guess  ;))
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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #82 on: August 11, 2006, 11:16:12 pm »
I'm the unbalenced smart one who noone knows is smart (as in, I get low C's in some level 1 classes, and A+'s in other classes that I'm in a grade above).

I'm so unapreciated... I'm going to go listen to linkin park.
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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #83 on: August 12, 2006, 07:03:37 pm »
I know so much useless shit, and no relevant shit, like the golden ratio is worked out by square rooting 5 then adding 1 and dividing by 2, when the fuck am i ever gonna need that if i do a gambling degree!!!?
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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #84 on: August 12, 2006, 07:14:32 pm »
There's no such thing as gambling degrees, tell the old man to give your money back.

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #85 on: August 12, 2006, 07:22:58 pm »
Liverpool university mate, you learn how to croupier, the statistics of gambling, the economy of it
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