School kid cusses

[Ant]

If you have any cusses you used when you were but a wee one in school do post them here oh and if you have comebacks to them post them along with it , always something to laugh at

You're so dumb you sit on the t.v. and watch the sofa - oh yeah?
You're so dumb you tried to drown your goldfish - my goldfish just died fuck ass.
Yo' mum so fat her school picture was a satellite photo - they didn't even have a satellite big enough for yours.
Yo' mum so fat she leant out the window and got done for being a nudist - WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Yo' mum so fat she used up all of Andrex' toilet rolls - I buy economic 'cos i'm poor dickhead.
Yo' mum so fat she uses the Grand Canyon as a toilet - No, because it has no flush system, go learn geography and plumbing.
You must be smarter than you look, 'cos no one is that dumb - Go check the mirror.
Yo' mum is like a car park, she takes any size, any colour and any amount - Fuck, you got me there
your mums <sentence the person has just said> - Mum jokes are old

[Smeagol]

Your mum... - punch to face

[SpeedD]

Your mum... - punch to face

Win.

[Fallout]

Your mum... - punch to face

This is the bit where i say "yeah, because you received that one a lot"


But im not saying it, because im being a good boy, right mochallata mdx?

[Smeagol]

Your mum... - punch to face

This is the bit where i say "yeah, because you received that one a lot"

This is the bit where I say "Are all Mancunians as worthless as you?"

[PrescriptiveBarony]

I say stick with the oldies.

"Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!" - "huh?"

[L'homme magique]

Bite your thumb at them.

[Outboundlight]

"Get a hair cut" - "okay, but what are you going to do about being ugly?"

[Jack Lupino]

" Abracadabra ! - Shit, you're still ugly. "

[Bearfoot]

Oh poopie.

[Bates]

Your mum can come to clean our home again, we've found the missing money.

It loses the edge when being translated.

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as an immature child we always made the worst string of swears we could, such as:

Anal fisting cock goblins
Donkey sucking butt pirate
Cunt wrangling fur burger

you know all very childish, now we use better stuff such as:

I would cut your head off, if it were alittle higher from the ground (pertains to me)

You pay old men to plunder the rich folds of your anus.

well i think we aren't as immature now, just more classy 

[Bearfoot]

Anal fisting cock goblins eh?

Sounds like a good name for a band..

[Smeagol]

Anal fisting cock goblins eh?

Sounds like a good name for a band..

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Do I pass the audition?

[Crazywater]

Yo mum eats potatoes!