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School kid cusses
« on: August 03, 2006, 03:52:51 am »
If you have any cusses you used when you were but a wee one in school do post them here oh and if you have comebacks to them post them along with it :D, always something to laugh at

You're so dumb you sit on the t.v. and watch the sofa - oh yeah?
You're so dumb you tried to drown your goldfish - my goldfish just died fuck ass.
Yo' mum so fat her school picture was a satellite photo - they didn't even have a satellite big enough for yours.
Yo' mum so fat she leant out the window and got done for being a nudist - WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Yo' mum so fat she used up all of Andrex' toilet rolls - I buy economic 'cos i'm poor dickhead.
Yo' mum so fat she uses the Grand Canyon as a toilet - No, because it has no flush system, go learn geography and plumbing.
You must be smarter than you look, 'cos no one is that dumb - Go check the mirror.
Yo' mum is like a car park, she takes any size, any colour and any amount - Fuck, you got me there
your mums <sentence the person has just said> - Mum jokes are old
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2006, 04:02:28 am »
Your mum... - punch to face

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2006, 04:05:03 am »
"What I felt was turned, in the tempest forged to hate. My soul I disconnected, and called out the Lightbringer to the gate."

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2006, 04:22:32 am »
Your mum... - punch to face

This is the bit where i say "yeah, because you received that one a lot"


But im not saying it, because im being a good boy, right mochallata mdx? :D

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2006, 04:32:12 am »
Your mum... - punch to face

This is the bit where i say "yeah, because you received that one a lot"

This is the bit where I say "Are all Mancunians as worthless as you?"

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2006, 10:00:06 am »
I say stick with the oldies.

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2006, 04:52:38 pm »
Bite your thumb at them.
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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2006, 05:59:56 pm »

"Get a hair cut" - "okay, but what are you going to do about being ugly?"

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2006, 06:09:12 pm »
" Abracadabra ! - Shit, you're still ugly. "

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2006, 07:23:32 pm »
Oh poopie.
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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2006, 08:36:35 pm »
Your mum can come to clean our home again, we've found the missing money.

It loses the edge when being translated.

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2006, 08:58:16 pm »
as an immature child we always made the worst string of swears we could, such as:

Anal fisting cock goblins
Donkey sucking butt pirate
Cunt wrangling fur burger

you know all very childish, now we use better stuff such as:

I would cut your head off, if it were alittle higher from the ground (pertains to me)

You pay old men to plunder the rich folds of your anus.

well i think we aren't as immature now, just more classy  ;D
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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2006, 09:04:37 pm »
Anal fisting cock goblins eh?

Sounds like a good name for a band.. :P
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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2006, 09:45:43 pm »
Anal fisting cock goblins eh?

Sounds like a good name for a band.. :P

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Re: School kid cusses
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2006, 09:52:43 pm »
Yo mum eats potatoes!
We're open to such things, we've even talked many times about doing it with Inja, but in a way that's redundant because we can already get Erica
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