Norwegians don't have sex. We peel of bits of ourselves which grow into new norwegians. The offspring come with a fully grown mind, but before they manage to adjust properly, they talk and write another language. Hence Norway primarily having two official written languages.
I have doubts about Torp's heritage.
Well, I have some german and danish blood in my veins ("yes, we ist der übermen"). And I never did get a hang of that kids language, "nynorsk".
But despite my fetishes, I never said I was much of a casanova. Until quite recently, geologically speaking (3 years, normal time), I was a loser, the one being bullied, and not popular. I had 4 or 5 friends and little confidence (except in the case of academic work). A lot of that still sticks with me, in the back of my mind, though the change of environments after High School helped me put it all behind me.
Now I'm hanging out with lots of people, though they're almost all to be considered geeks, outcasts or weirdos (but that's the way I like it anyway), got a considerably higher self esteem, confidence, and I'd say a fairly attractive (I've had girls initiate flirting with me quite a lot of times the last, say, half a year, something that was unheard of for me a year ago, except this one case in Greece). Still, my skills with girls (yes, skills. Not luck. Because it has little to do with luck and so much more to do with knowing which buttons to press) is pretty low and in need of improvement. Also, I have high requirements, not in body but in mind and personality, probably because of my maybe too high self esteem.
And I've never actually had a girlfriend. Or mistress, as E seems to want me to call it. Nor have I been able to try out many of my fantasies.
Going a bit off topic here. To improve your skills a bit, I'd suggest checking out
Fast Seduction 101. The main key, though, is to be confident and not fuck up. I have the first one down, but am very skilled at fucking up, doing silly small mistakes that makes the girl think you less attractive. Like telling her that I'm starting to fall in love with her (which, while a good thing once a semblance of relationship has been established, is
very bad if you do too early).
