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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1245 on: December 06, 2006, 09:30:15 pm »
It's big enough to fit Africa, or another small continent

You're a small continent.  >:(

Continents are small next to your mom.
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1246 on: December 07, 2006, 02:01:59 am »
Jesus Rad learn to read i laread said that: i keep it in my freezer to fool people to go get it for me then i push them in they diee or something
But why would they be so stupid to get beer that isn't there ?

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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1247 on: December 07, 2006, 05:42:50 am »
Jesus Rad learn to read i laread said that: i keep it in my freezer to fool people to go get it for me then i push them in they diee or something
But why would they be so stupid to get beer that isn't there ?


Because they're under educated British children with brain malformities
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1248 on: December 08, 2006, 10:29:45 pm »
Jesus Rad learn to read i laread said that: i keep it in my freezer to fool people to go get it for me then i push them in they diee or something
But why would they be so stupid to get beer that isn't there ?


Because they're under educated British children with brain malformities
You're mom said that

LAST NIGHT!


IN THE FREEZER!
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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1249 on: December 08, 2006, 11:12:30 pm »
Yes

Yes she did
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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1250 on: December 08, 2006, 11:39:55 pm »
Yes

Yes she did

No really she did, true story, no bullshit.

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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1251 on: December 09, 2006, 06:24:39 am »
stercus taurium!
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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1252 on: December 09, 2006, 06:53:34 am »
Yes

Yes she did

No really she did, true story, no bullshit.
But your face resembles a pie with banana flavoured absence.

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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1253 on: December 09, 2006, 06:58:56 am »
IN THE FACE!

Your momma is so fat she uses sheep as tampons
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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1254 on: December 09, 2006, 02:23:13 pm »
Mothers and sheeps... Nothing is sacred anymore?
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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1255 on: December 09, 2006, 11:18:24 pm »
Only Budda, and even then...
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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1256 on: December 10, 2006, 04:19:49 am »
So. the beer is in the fridge right ?

You ask people to get it for you, then the beer is not there all of a sudden, and you push the people in and they die.

What the hell ?

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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1257 on: December 10, 2006, 04:21:21 am »
Just play along until he gets his pills.

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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1258 on: December 11, 2006, 03:11:06 am »
Just play along until he gets his pills.

This is him WITH his pills.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: mugshots: HITMAN CONTEST (see page 56 onwards)
« Reply #1259 on: December 11, 2006, 03:15:34 am »
PILLS

PILLS

PILLS

PILLLLLSSSSSSSSS
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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