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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2006, 12:07:51 am »
what's the best way to interest me on my first hotseat post evar?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2006, 12:08:39 am »
How many times did you flush a toilet in your life ?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2006, 12:31:25 am »
How hot is Kiera Knightly?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2006, 12:44:05 am »
How awesome is it to own an iMac?
iNcredibly!

Teehehehehehehe.

Wait, aw shit, I'm not supposed to answer questions. :(
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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2006, 12:47:18 am »
why does Cerapter answer the questions? ???
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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2006, 12:51:48 am »
* Cerapter burns on the flames of shame.
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2006, 12:56:47 am »
why does Cerapter smell so good on fire? ??? ???
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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #37 on: July 04, 2006, 01:04:29 am »
why are you STILL bitter about my ninjary victory! i wrote ninja on my hat! i won fair and square!! i even voted for someone other than myself!! are you just jealous that im a better ninja than you?

You'll walk up to the awards podium one day and say "I don't deserve this award, I really am not worthy. Kasumi is the real winner! Yay!" :)


How many cookies do you own right now ?
The number lies somewhere between 0 and 1. And I don't think it's 1.


Donuts or cookies?
Doughnuts. Cookies sometimes, but jam doughnuts and iced ring donuts are the food of gods.


cookies or cabbages?

Cookies. Unless Gillian McKeith appears from nowhere to bite my head off, cookies.


Music or TV?

Hmmm... Usually music. I only like a few programs, like QI, Have I Got News For You or 8 out of 10 Cats, and Top Gear too. There's a lot more music I like though. So music.


choco taco or chipwich?

Do you mean a "chip buttie" (fries / chips in sandwich) or Crisp Sandwich (potato chips / crisps)? In that case, you can't go wrong with a crip sandwich. Chip butties sound nice, but I've never tried one.


creepy or crawly?
Creepy. I'm pretty imune to crawly things (apart from Wasps), but crawly can be taken to nasty extremes :-(


Red or blue?
Light Red. Pink. "Dude, they already have a colour for light red. IT'S PINK"

Why isn't the moon made of cheese?
Because Bush can't use cheese mined from the moon to get to Mars. Duh :P

Why did customs rape my bank account when I ordered stuff from the MaSu-shop?
Because they like it rough. Me and SpiderChii managed to get two wopping dancemats through customs with no charges, but not a DS. Stupid customs.


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We cannot discriminate. :P


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Why has someone hijacked my Steam Account?
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Why does evilcandybag needs to add me on msn or send me an email how to get his account back ?
Account back? What did he do with it? Did he look behind the sofa? It's nearly always there...

How awesome is it to own an iMac?

To own an iMac... Yep, that's definately a good thing.
To own one that dual-boots Windows so I can play Half-Life? That's even better.
To own one with a 20" screen for Photoshop work? That's pretty awesome.
Having another brand new OS around the corner while everyone is still waiting for Vista? It's the most awesome thing on earth! :)


what's the best way to interest me on my first hotseat post evar?
Nothing says "I've arrived" like a Hotseat. Forget owning a BMW with the top down and your own reflective shades. The Hotseat is where it's at, baby.


How many times did you flush a toilet in your life ?
Assuming I flush the toilet on average twice a day: 16060 in total. If it was just one toilet,  not counting other times I flush the toilet, for instance cleaning the toilet.


How hot is Kiera Knightly?
I'm told she's pretty hawt, although I'd much rather Angelina. I'd have her get out of the shower at least ten times a day, after watching Tomb Raider.


why does Cerapter answer the questions?
Because he wants to be me, obviously. XD


Why does Cerapter smell so good on fire?
Hmm... Wait... There's something missing. Marshmallows! Yes! Sit around everyone!

Be back tomorrow morning everyone :-)

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2006, 01:10:22 am »
i meant a "chipwich"  its two chocolate chip cookies with ice cream in the middle
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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #39 on: July 04, 2006, 01:13:24 am »
why does Cerapter smell so good on fire? ??? ???
Oh, that's to to alert the others.

Anyway, for my crime I will offer a new question to answer.

Who would win a fight on the moon, a bear or the moon?
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #40 on: July 04, 2006, 01:17:20 am »
who would win in a cagefight, pikaboobs or ermac from MK3?
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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #41 on: July 04, 2006, 01:22:02 am »
how long will it take for me to take over the forums?

EDIT: gasp! 777... must take screenshot before posting encore
« Last Edit: July 04, 2006, 01:25:20 am by Sirix »

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #42 on: July 04, 2006, 01:23:10 am »
777 :o

(not an answer)


EDIT: WTF. Additionally, I have 200 exactly, bamFUnk has 151 (a palindrome), and Kasumi has 314.

Are the planets by any chance aligning right now?
« Last Edit: July 04, 2006, 01:26:02 am by Cerapter »
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #43 on: July 04, 2006, 01:24:51 am »
i like to ask questions in the form of numbers too :)
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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Kasumi-Astra
« Reply #44 on: July 04, 2006, 02:43:11 am »
"we all know the moon isn't made of green cheese! but what if it was made of bbq spare ribs? would you eat it then? i know i would! heck, i'd even go back for seconds! and i'd top it off with a coooool budweiser!"

* SomethingApt luuuuurves will ferrel

umm... yeah... and that was a question. the moon thingy. uhhh... and... who's your favourite comedian? i suppose...? mine isn't will ferrel, btw... he's quite funny. but.... nah. ok. what?