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Re:If only...
« Reply #45 on: October 26, 2003, 09:52:05 am »
or they are EVIL BABIES

Aren't they all?  :-[
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Re:If only...
« Reply #46 on: October 27, 2003, 01:40:06 am »
yes...espeically my boss's bay...it really is evil

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Re:If only...
« Reply #47 on: October 28, 2003, 02:03:01 pm »
Of course babies are evil, it is proven that babies of all? species do their best to piss off their parents.
I saw that on TV, don't know when.

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Re:If only...
« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2003, 01:10:53 am »
really? gosh, I hope I never have children!

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Evil babies
« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2003, 07:19:21 am »
A related antidote mentioned in class:

Her daugther had just been to her first day of day-care. She walked into her daughter's room where she was sitting in her crib, without any toys, repeating the word she learned at her first day of day-care: "mine mine mine"...

I guess this shows that if they aren't evil aready, they can learn real fast. (After all, it's a baby eat baby world out there.)

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Re:If only...
« Reply #50 on: October 29, 2003, 12:18:26 pm »
LOL! ;D ;D ;D
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Re:If only...
« Reply #51 on: October 29, 2003, 01:00:18 pm »
They actually eat babies at China... Well, not babies but embryos, babies to be born. There is large group of illegal abort clinics and they do this recycling thing after that. Restaurants pay good prices for dead embryos 'cause they believe that they are healthy oslt there. I think that's sick...
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Re:If only...
« Reply #52 on: October 29, 2003, 02:03:10 pm »
OMG! That is the sickest thing I've heard of :-X
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Re:If only...
« Reply #53 on: October 29, 2003, 04:18:38 pm »
But not sickest what I've heard. Relax. I don't want to tell those kind of tales to you. There is much under sun, both good and bad. I've decided to try to focus on positive sides of life instead...
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Re:If only...
« Reply #54 on: October 29, 2003, 04:46:22 pm »
... like eating macarony and babies?
Uuh... pie?

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Re:If only...
« Reply #55 on: October 29, 2003, 05:36:23 pm »
Well... Macaroni is good. Burgers are good. Babies are GOOD. But babyburgers are not. So I like eating macaroni and someday (hopefully) raising babies. But eating babies? Nah. It was just comment to that baby eat baby thing. Babies does not eat babies (well, if you take that literally it means eating thou it should be dogs and it was funny but I was trying to....damit!) but adults do. I tried not to think about it but that kinda reminded me about how cruel life sometimes can be... Damn!

<burst in tears when thinking about cruel world and all those innocent lifes who are killed prematurelly and eaten>

 :'( Now you made me cry again. Happy?
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Re:If only...
« Reply #56 on: October 29, 2003, 05:44:15 pm »
Poor poor Gravie! :( The world is cruel....welcome to reality...yes it sucks, but tiny babies should taste rather good don't ya think? :o Lot of proteins.... :P and with macaronis, cheese and ketchup even better :P Maybe tastes like chicken? HEY GAIJIN!! Where are you?! May I taste a bit out of you? :P

Anyway...kids are nice...when they are at sleep....just like little piggies....kidding... hmmm...right :P ok bye :-X

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Re:If only...
« Reply #57 on: October 29, 2003, 05:56:04 pm »
OMG... You are so strange. I even laughed for that. You are so weird!  :)

Hey... Which one of us strange?
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Re:If only...
« Reply #58 on: October 29, 2003, 06:02:05 pm »
Can't we both be strange? It's more fun that way ;)


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« Reply #59 on: October 29, 2003, 09:04:54 pm »
Moster Witch? Is it somekinda relative of Costner Sausage?
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