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Re:If only...
« Reply #210 on: December 06, 2003, 01:58:33 am »
hehe I wrote an essey in school about some bean sprouts who came to earth to dance techno with the cabbage and to taste the witches' home-made pasta. She lived btw in the Blue Note forrest where the trees sang blues and the roots smelled aweful...

...and yeah, our task was to tell a midsummernight story, hrm... ::) I never got my teachers' annotation about it, hmmm wonder why....

I read this book once (and it was really good too) about how there were these aliens who looked like carrots and they were gonna save us from the ancient aztecs who didnt become extinct but just went to space....seriously its really good

its called cat-a-lyst by Alan Dean Foster

(I'm pretty sure I wasn't on shrooms when I read it...)

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Re:If only...
« Reply #211 on: December 06, 2003, 01:03:00 pm »
Who need muchrooms? ;D I get high on fresh air...

"cat-a-lyst" just have to be on my list of books to read...I've recently begun to read Stargate, and after that I've decided to dive in to the New brave world...and then...eh yeah ususally I read two books at the same time and at the moment I read Gorkijs '2nd part in his unfinnished biography, it's beautifully written...

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Re:If only...
« Reply #212 on: December 07, 2003, 10:45:32 am »
..eh yeah ususally I read two books at the same time ...

LOL, so do I. I'm reading Koontz and Hurwitz books at the moment :)
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Re:If only...
« Reply #213 on: December 07, 2003, 12:47:18 pm »
I couldnt do threesome or foursome if it would include me and my girlfriend. I just couldnt stand it. I could do it if I were single and the others were single too... I hate cheating. When you do something you cannot just go trying other stuff, concentration for one and one only...
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Re:If only...
« Reply #214 on: December 07, 2003, 02:30:13 pm »
Yep. True love is something that must be kept like most precious treasure in world like it is. Feelings of jealous have nothing to do with reason, they are only from heart - and that's why they are most lethal feelings ever. Most kills are made for jealous.
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Re:If only...
« Reply #215 on: December 07, 2003, 10:15:48 pm »
Who need muchrooms? ;D I get high on fresh air...

I think Sobella would be high even without fesh air

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Re:If only...
« Reply #216 on: December 08, 2003, 12:02:01 am »
Probably ;D but with unfresh air it would be a huge risk for my eyes to pop! 8)

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Re:If only...
« Reply #217 on: December 10, 2003, 04:40:20 pm »
You would be like those frogs in Amazon which excrete somekind of hallusinating gel and the locals lick them to get high.. Those frogs are king a hippies..  ;D
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Re:If only...
« Reply #218 on: December 10, 2003, 05:09:54 pm »
http://joecartoon.com/pages/socket/

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Re:If only...
« Reply #219 on: December 10, 2003, 09:48:59 pm »
ROFLMAO! :D :D Best I've seen in a long time now...

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Re:If only...
« Reply #220 on: December 10, 2003, 11:09:52 pm »
You would be like those frogs in Amazon which excrete somekind of hallusinating gel and the locals lick them to get high.. Those frogs are king a hippies..  ;D

hehe like in the simpsons  ;D  ;D

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Re:If only...
« Reply #221 on: December 11, 2003, 05:52:11 am »
HAHAHA that was good :D

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Re:If only...
« Reply #222 on: December 11, 2003, 01:19:06 pm »
Can you hear that? Let me turn it up for you. .|.. ..|.

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Re:If only...
« Reply #223 on: December 11, 2003, 03:13:01 pm »
Some hippies are pretty scary.. Have you noticed that they allways stare with huge anger in their eyes and you dont know is it because you or the T-shirt you are wearing which says: Die you hippies."?
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Re:If only...
« Reply #224 on: December 12, 2003, 01:24:53 am »
hehe theres a Punk compilation CD called "Kill all Hippies"