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Offline Jack Lupino

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True Story
« on: June 06, 2006, 03:34:41 am »
So like this girl comes up to me in this bar i'm at.

Because wouldn't make much sense if i wasn't there, right ?

So she goes like "Hey Mark, how are ya"

And im all like : who the hell is ma- You look nice today im Mark.

Well, i figured it'd be fun if i played along, plus i had a couple(lot) of drinks.

So im like : "Im good, just havin a good time, how about yourself ?"

She replies with : "Well, you sure look like you were having a good time, but how about having a good time with me ? "

And im like : "That seems like a good idea." (yeah, i mean, what are you supposed to say ?!)

So we went to this other bar and i ended up with a headace and a phonenumber written on my neck.

Stupid as i am, i couldn't remember at that point, so i called this number, but when i heard her voice it all came back to me and i hung up.

I sure hope she hasn't this call-id thinger.

Butbutbutbutbut i, uhmm.. sort of forgot what she looks like, and what if she seems me again and i like don't recognise her ?!!


Yeah.

And thats where you guys come in..

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Re: True Story
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2006, 05:05:38 am »
where do I come in? I forgot
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Re: True Story
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2006, 05:13:38 am »
lol.  thats a funny story.

you're screwed.  and not in that sense.

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Re: True Story
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2006, 07:57:58 am »
you're in too deep, bail out.

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Re: True Story
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2006, 10:51:33 am »
i think there's only one plausible course of action...

you should find out where she lives, and dress up as an english nanny, singing songs and doing her house work and other exciting things like that.

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Re: True Story
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2006, 12:54:33 pm »
Or, you know, just ignore it and if she ever calls, well, you were drunk and you don't know what you did. It's no problem.

Mark and Rick are quite close to each other, phonetically. Well, at least closer to each other than other names, such as say Mark and Thomas.
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Re: True Story
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2006, 01:59:15 pm »
Or, you could keep up the lie; if the next time she sees you she still thinks youre Mark, then its good times for all!

Chances are that won't happen and the next time you see her she'll be sober enough to realise that youre not Mark. Thus begins a romantic comedy where you try to win her heart over her confused memories of Mark, resulting in the dark conclusion that Mark has been dead for 12 years but her mourning mind has wipe his terrible death from her memory. You both pay your respects to Mark and then fly off meloncholy-ly to Rome and have sex (and fall in love, if you must).
« Last Edit: June 06, 2006, 08:04:22 pm by Akakori (Laser) »

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Re: True Story
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2006, 02:06:54 pm »
i like my idea better...

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Re: True Story
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2006, 02:17:15 pm »
Or, you could keep up the lie; if the next time she sees you she still thinks youre Mark, then its good times for all!

Chances are that won\'t happen and the next time you see her she\'ll be sober enough to realise that youre not Mark. Thus begins a romantic comedy where you try to win her heart over her confused memories of Mark, resulting in the dark conclusion that Mark has been dead for 12 years but her mourning mind has wipe his terrible death from her memory. You both pay your respects to Mark and then fly off meloncholy-ly to Rome and have sex (and fall in love, if you must).

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Re: True Story
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2006, 02:21:44 pm »
If you want to get out of a sticky situation, follow my advice.
If you want her, follow Akas advice.
If you want to have a bit of a laugh, SGs advice is by far the best.
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Re: True Story
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2006, 02:28:38 pm »
If you want to have a bit of a laugh and dress up in womens clothing and risk alienating your wife and children in a not-so-moving scene at the end of the film, SGs advice is by far the best.

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Re: True Story
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2006, 03:47:22 pm »
She's a serial killer.

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Re: True Story
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2006, 04:14:17 pm »
She's a serial killer.

* Dimruthien chokes on her drink

yeah. shes out to destroy all Mark's (or Rick's) in the world.
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Re: True Story
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2006, 05:33:24 pm »
Like that hasn't been done before.

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Re: True Story
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2006, 06:07:59 pm »
All Mark's and Rick's? Why, then we'd have a forum without Rad and Nobby!

Where is this serial killer? Tell her to work faster.