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Re: True Story
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2006, 10:12:50 am »
Skype. NOW. :D I actually wanna hear you say "Eh?"

He never has said 'Eh'. Not even once :(

I know, i've spoke to him. We must get him to say it.

I have a plan. We should say loads of incomprehensible things and he'll be all liek "eh? what are you saying? eh? i cant understand you? eh? eh?"

Foolproof i tells ye. Foolproof.

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Re: True Story
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2006, 12:19:35 pm »
Foolproof i tells ye. Foolproof.

Might've been if you hadn't just told him about it.

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Re: True Story
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2006, 01:38:21 pm »
She's a serial killer.

* Dimruthien chokes on her drink

yeah. shes out to destroy all Mark's (or Rick's) in the world.
OH SHI-

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Re: True Story
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2006, 01:40:23 pm »
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YEAH, I POSTED IT, DIPSHIT.

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Re: True Story
« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2006, 03:11:07 pm »
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YEAH, I POSTED IT, DIPSHIT.

The wonders of clicking the \"back\" button after posting.

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Re: True Story
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2006, 04:08:33 pm »
Skype. NOW. :D I actually wanna hear you say "Eh?"

He never has said 'Eh'. Not even once :(

I know, i've spoke to him. We must get him to say it.

I have a plan. We should say loads of incomprehensible things and he'll be all liek "eh? what are you saying? eh? i cant understand you? eh? eh?"

Foolproof i tells ye. Foolproof.

Yes, except now I KNOW ABOUT IT!

And fiiiiiiine, when I get home, I'll say "eh" for you. You're so easy to please :D
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Re: True Story
« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2006, 01:20:25 am »
Skype. NOW. :D I actually wanna hear you say "Eh?"

He never has said 'Eh'. Not even once :(

I know, i've spoke to him. We must get him to say it.

I have a plan. We should say loads of incomprehensible things and he'll be all liek "eh? what are you saying? eh? i cant understand you? eh? eh?"

Foolproof i tells ye. Foolproof.

Yes, except now I KNOW ABOUT IT!

And fiiiiiiine, when I get home, I'll say "eh" for you. You're so easy to please :D

I practically had to force you to say it though eh?

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Re: True Story
« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2006, 01:23:03 am »
What does a furry say when it walks against a wall ?




"uNF.
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Re: True Story
« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2006, 02:20:22 am »
I practically had to force you to say it though eh?

That's because you fucking suck at setting it up. And you have very poor concept as to why we say "eh".
"What I felt was turned, in the tempest forged to hate. My soul I disconnected, and called out the Lightbringer to the gate."

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Re: True Story
« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2006, 05:46:20 am »
I practically had to force you to say it though eh?

That's because you fucking suck at setting it up. And you have very poor concept as to why we say "eh".

eh?

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Re: True Story
« Reply #40 on: June 15, 2006, 05:47:15 am »
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Eh.
"What I felt was turned, in the tempest forged to hate. My soul I disconnected, and called out the Lightbringer to the gate."

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Re: True Story
« Reply #41 on: June 15, 2006, 07:38:41 am »
I practically had to force you to say it though eh?

That's because you fucking suck at setting it up. And you have very poor concept as to why we say "eh".
Its more like



"Hey dude, today i watched this totally hot chick was her car in her shorts."
"After a while i went up to her and asked what kind of carwash she was using."
"After we drank a couple bottles of carwash, we went to her place and got a cylinder cleaned."
"Oh, and she has this cute sound, wich makes her addamsapple go WAY up"


Then the other guy goes

"Dude, girls don't have an addamsapple."

Wich the other responds :
 
"Whoah, and i thought drinking carwash was bad for me !"

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Re: True Story
« Reply #42 on: June 15, 2006, 12:20:28 pm »
Its more like



"Hey dude, today i watched this totally hot chick was her car in her shorts."
"After a while i went up to her and asked what kind of carwash she was using."
"After we drank a couple bottles of carwash, we went to her place and got a cylinder cleaned."
"Oh, and she has this cute sound, wich makes her addamsapple go WAY up"


Then the other guy goes

"Dude, girls don't have an addamsapple."

Wich the other responds :
 
"Whoah, and i thought drinking carwash was bad for me !"

The above post is unaware of the concept of rational thought.

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Re: True Story
« Reply #43 on: June 15, 2006, 01:56:05 pm »
Its more like

Once again, you missed it entirely. Whilst reading that I was going "Wha?! What the fuck is Rad on?" not "Eh?".

Please never tell us a story like that again. It makes my brain hurt.
"What I felt was turned, in the tempest forged to hate. My soul I disconnected, and called out the Lightbringer to the gate."

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Re: True Story
« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2006, 03:09:50 pm »
That must be the biggest pile of crap I have ever read. Since sliced bread. Twice. With oxen.