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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2006, 06:17:52 pm »
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.
What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Finding one and a half worms in your apple.
What's worse than finding three worms in your apple? Rape.

although... that joke only works well when you can deliver it properly.

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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2006, 06:19:37 pm »
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A jew is A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism, and a pizza is a baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow breadlike crust covered with seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, and often other toppings,

instead of joking just tell the truth aye? talk about a tripple :D if i could id give u +1 for that. too many nerds raped my karma though haha :D
I'm not a nerd !!

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haha, ok, but you just want too own me in numbers online? hehe nice saying against yourself
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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2006, 06:19:46 pm »
No, and exactly that is why millions and millions of poor starving children die in Africa each year due to easily averted causes.
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2006, 06:21:43 pm »
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A jew is A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism, and a pizza is a baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow breadlike crust covered with seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, and often other toppings,

instead of joking just tell the truth aye? talk about a tripple :D if i could id give u +1 for that. too many nerds raped my karma though haha :D
I'm not a nerd !!

*Smite*

:D

haha, ok, but you just want too own me in numbers online? hehe nice saying against yourself
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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2006, 06:24:04 pm »
of course man :) i enjoy the trashtalk as much as the rest of ya ;)
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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2006, 06:35:04 pm »
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.
What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Finding one and a half worms in your apple.
What's worse than finding three worms in your apple? Rape.

although... that joke only works well when you can deliver it properly.

Yeah, a version of it is one of my favourite jokes.

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"
"Finding half a worm in your apple?"
"Yeah, that, and the holocaust."

Exchange holocaust for rape or whatever you feel like.
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Re: sick/dirty/jewish/feminist/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2006, 06:57:39 pm »
my father, who is jewish, told me this one:
a jew has a hard on and walks into a wall.  what does he break first?


his nose.


alsooooooooooooooooo...
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


Trick Question!  Feminists can't change anything!

Roffle Roffle Roffle Roffle...

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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2006, 07:02:15 pm »
A "Warning : Extremely offensive" sign wouldn't look bad with the title.

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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2006, 07:38:28 pm »
"Extremely offensive"?? Where?

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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2006, 09:00:29 pm »
it says "dead-baby joke" in the title. you cant really go much more offensive than dead baby jokes. :P
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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #40 on: June 05, 2006, 10:57:05 pm »
Holocaust jokes run it close. Especially if said in a synagogue.

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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #41 on: June 05, 2006, 11:01:57 pm »
whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
THE HOLOCAUST
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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #42 on: June 05, 2006, 11:06:10 pm »
Ye fucking stole the joke I wrote earlier. Bastard.

+1
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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #43 on: June 05, 2006, 11:10:28 pm »
yes, yes i did. It is however, the original form i heard it.  ;D

+1 for reminding me of it.
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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #44 on: June 05, 2006, 11:11:35 pm »
Yeah, from me, in an older thread, I believe.
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