sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!

[SomethingApt]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.
What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Finding one and a half worms in your apple.
What's worse than finding three worms in your apple? Rape.

although... that joke only works well when you can deliver it properly.

[EizN]

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A jew is A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism, and a pizza is a baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow breadlike crust covered with seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, and often other toppings,

instead of joking just tell the truth aye? talk about a tripple if i could id give u +1 for that. too many nerds raped my karma though haha

I'm not a nerd !!

*Smite*

haha, ok, but you just want too own me in numbers online? hehe nice saying against yourself

[Torp v2.0]

No, and exactly that is why millions and millions of poor starving children die in Africa each year due to easily averted causes.

[Jack Lupino]

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A jew is A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism, and a pizza is a baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow breadlike crust covered with seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, and often other toppings,

instead of joking just tell the truth aye? talk about a tripple if i could id give u +1 for that. too many nerds raped my karma though haha

I'm not a nerd !!

*Smite*

haha, ok, but you just want too own me in numbers online? hehe nice saying against yourself

Its all in good fun, after couple of plds you'll be right where you were.

[EizN]

of course man i enjoy the trashtalk as much as the rest of ya

[Torp v2.0]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.
What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Finding one and a half worms in your apple.
What's worse than finding three worms in your apple? Rape.

although... that joke only works well when you can deliver it properly.

Yeah, a version of it is one of my favourite jokes.

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"
"Finding half a worm in your apple?"
"Yeah, that, and the holocaust."

Exchange holocaust for rape or whatever you feel like.

[not12x]

my father, who is jewish, told me this one:
a jew has a hard on and walks into a wall.  what does he break first?


his nose.


alsooooooooooooooooo...
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


Trick Question!  Feminists can't change anything!

Roffle Roffle Roffle Roffle...

[Jack Lupino]

A "Warning : Extremely offensive" sign wouldn't look bad with the title.

[CrunchyLizard]

"Extremely offensive"?? Where?

[ПФББЧ]

it says "dead-baby joke" in the title. you cant really go much more offensive than dead baby jokes.

[Smeagol]

Holocaust jokes run it close. Especially if said in a synagogue.

[ПФББЧ]

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
THE HOLOCAUST

[Torp v2.0]

Ye fucking stole the joke I wrote earlier. Bastard.

+1

[ПФББЧ]

yes, yes i did. It is however, the original form i heard it. 

+1 for reminding me of it.

[Torp v2.0]

Yeah, from me, in an older thread, I believe.