What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.
What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Finding one and a half worms in your apple.
What's worse than finding three worms in your apple? Rape.
although... that joke only works well when you can deliver it properly.
Yeah, a version of it is one of my favourite jokes.
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"
"Finding half a worm in your apple?"
"Yeah, that, and the holocaust."
Exchange holocaust for rape or whatever you feel like.