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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2006, 01:34:48 pm »
new low for these forums :D

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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2006, 01:35:36 pm »
Suprisingly enough, you aren't involved (yet).

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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2006, 01:37:43 pm »
fiindil you old spammer from hell you are back :O yes indeed i dont know any dead baby jokes but i know some dirty jokes that would be rated R :D

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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2006, 01:39:44 pm »
fiindil you old spammer from hell you are back
I think I would be hard pressed to leave this place for good. Unless I move to the land of no internet, AKA Ireland

yes indeed i dont know any dead baby jokes but i know some dirty jokes that would be rated R :D

I'm sure we won't mind them ;)

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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2006, 01:41:15 pm »
ireland no internet only little green those fairy things or what they are with gold pots. Nah im not gonna tell any dirty jokes will make geeks go cry their moms

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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2006, 01:42:16 pm »
post them. thread edited accordingly ;D
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2006, 01:42:45 pm »
ireland no internet only little green those fairy things or what they are with gold pots.

 Leprechauns? I wish. I want my free gold.

Nah im not gonna tell any dirty jokes will make geeks go cry their moms

Sounds like an incest joke. REVEAL IT

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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2006, 01:43:46 pm »
actually later i dont have the time to write i gotta be working in 15mins. life is a biatch :)

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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2006, 03:12:11 pm »
More joke dammit. I\'m trying not to laugh out loud at work; it\'s fun.


What\'s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a sports car?


I don\'t have a sports car in my garage.

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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2006, 06:12:36 pm »
Haha, good one laser



How many babies do you need to kill a dinosaur ?


As many as needed.

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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2006, 06:12:44 pm »
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A jew is A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism, and a pizza is a baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow breadlike crust covered with seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, and often other toppings,

instead of joking just tell the truth aye? talk about a tripple :D if i could id give u +1 for that. too many nerds raped my karma though haha :D
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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2006, 06:13:46 pm »
Patient: Doctor Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Pfffft.... That's the least of your concerns. You have aids.

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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2006, 06:14:57 pm »
I feel truth-jokes are funnier if they're morbid. Like my blonde joke.
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2006, 06:16:02 pm »
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A jew is A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism, and a pizza is a baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow breadlike crust covered with seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, and often other toppings,

instead of joking just tell the truth aye? talk about a tripple :D if i could id give u +1 for that. too many nerds raped my karma though haha :D
I'm not a nerd !!

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Re: sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2006, 06:16:31 pm »
heheh, the jew and pizza one reminded me of another...

Why isn't there any aspirin in the jungle?

Because it wouldn't be financially viable to set up a pharmaceutical chain in the vastly unpopulated rainforest.