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sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer
And the other is a watermelon

What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.

how do you get 100 babies in a bucket?
a blender!

how do you get them out again?

Torp v2.0:
Lille Tore
Borte vekk

For the scandinavians among us (it doesn't work very well in english, as it won't be rhyming).

And a normal one.

How do you stop a baby from looking up at you with that cute little baby face and gurgling happily with that little baby mouth and waving at you with those little baby fingers and little baby toes?
Gouge its eyes out.

wtf is this like a big series of jokes as the blond jokes?! well ill try. how do you stop a niggerbaby from drowning? remove your foot from his head!


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