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sick/dirty/dead-baby joke thread!
« on: June 05, 2006, 02:58:20 am »
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer
And the other is a watermelon
 ;D
« Last Edit: June 05, 2006, 01:42:00 pm by nobbeh! »
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2006, 03:00:14 am »
What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.

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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2006, 03:27:31 am »
how do you get 100 babies in a bucket?
a blender!

how do you get them out again?
nachos!
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2006, 03:30:18 am »
Lille Tore
Akebrett
Snøfreser
Borte vekk

For the scandinavians among us (it doesn't work very well in english, as it won't be rhyming).

And a normal one.

How do you stop a baby from looking up at you with that cute little baby face and gurgling happily with that little baby mouth and waving at you with those little baby fingers and little baby toes?
Gouge its eyes out.
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2006, 03:34:58 am »
wtf is this like a big series of jokes as the blond jokes?! well ill try. how do you stop a niggerbaby from drowning? remove your foot from his head!
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2006, 03:40:09 am »
Yeah, well, not as big, but certainly big.

While we're talking about dumb blonde jokes...

How do you drown a blonde girl?

Take a good grip around her neck, push her head into the water and hold her there until she stops struggling.
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2006, 03:59:51 am »
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A jew is A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism, and a pizza is a baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow breadlike crust covered with seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, and often other toppings,
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2006, 04:29:07 am »
...While we're at it, let's revive that fucking Chuck Norris fad!

<Insert generic joke here>




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Seriously, fuck this style of joke. They're generic, shitty, and downright fucking offensive.
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2006, 05:35:01 am »
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A jew is A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism, and a pizza is a baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow breadlike crust covered with seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, and often other toppings,

hurrah for metahumour!

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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2006, 06:13:23 am »
What's dead and comes around every 5 seconds?

A baby in a microwave. Or something.

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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2006, 10:07:18 am »
Seriously, fuck this style of joke. They're generic, shitty, and downright fucking offensive.

What's the difference between a truckful of bowling balls and a truckful of babies?

You can't unload a truckful of bowling balls with a pitchfork

//win

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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2006, 12:09:22 pm »
how many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?


none! theyre all chopped up in barrels in my basement! :D
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2006, 12:15:01 pm »
Whats funnier than throwing babies down from the roof?

Catching them with a baseball-bat.
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2006, 12:30:00 pm »
whats blue with yellow bits at the bottom of a pool?
a baby with slashed floaties.

whats yellow with red bits at the top of a pool?
floaties with slashed baby. ;D
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Re: dead baby joke thread!
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2006, 01:25:23 pm »
What's worse than a baby in a garbage pail ?


A baby in two garbage pail.  :D
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