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Random Stories.
« on: August 23, 2006, 07:08:26 am »
ITT we random stories.

today I was browsing the internet, and (literally) I stumbled upon a random page, and started playing a flash from the site (a video demonstrating a linux graphix plugin). And lo and behold, not only is MaSu playing, but its the same song i'm listening to, and nearly in sync.


now you go.
See why Massachusetts rocks? We have Slippy <.<

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Re: Random Stories.
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2006, 09:36:36 am »
I don't tell. I READ

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Re: Random Stories.
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2006, 09:37:13 am »
I'll just smite.

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Re: Random Stories.
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2006, 09:37:29 am »
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: Random Stories.
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2006, 02:00:28 pm »
I applaud.

Hmmm...literotica...it's a long time since I've read anything from that page now.
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Re: Random Stories.
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2006, 06:29:56 pm »
From Tales of a Renegade Anarchist Folk Hero:

It hadn't happened like in a movie, but it was curiously dramatic enough to almost seem that way. As she crossed the bottom of the bed, the light from the two windows framed her perfectly, and I could almost hear the film running through the camera. I could see the wardrobe girl fussing about which knickers went best with which top, and the make up girl using gel to get her tussled hair just right. And it was. It was perfect. With the camera running, I might have told her how beautiful she was, but it probably would have taken a few takes to get it right, and there was no point ruining the moment, so I didn't. Sometimes I regret that.
The door closed behind her and I smirked at the darkness. What a weird story. I had met a girl with nowhere to go outside a night club. I took her home, gave her some clothes to sleep in and let her out again in the morning, and that was that. Not quite a Hollywood encounter. Almost two years later I was standing at a party and looking into vaguely familiar eyes.
“I think I stayed in your room one night.”
And she had. The clapper board had clapped. We were rolling. I was intrigued. Several hours later she suggested a repeat of the former arrangement and I would have been crazy to refuse. The camera followed us down the street, but stopped at the front door. Nothing happened that would have merited an R rating, and I'm glad.
As she reentered the room, I rolled over to let her back under the covers. We kissed and settled down to sleep. It had been a long night, the plot had progressed little, but probably as far as it would go. In the morning she would leave and I would probably never see her again. It was a half reel story at most, but maybe that was for the best. For all we knew as we fell asleep that night the second act might have dragged and the ending may have been a disappointment. I'd like to think not, but hey – This aint Hollywood.

Doesn't get any randomer than that.

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Re: Random Stories.
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2006, 09:05:08 pm »
See why Massachusetts rocks? We have Slippy <.<

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Re: Random Stories.
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2006, 09:06:25 pm »
So like, today xlxkmvxzzzt.

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See why Massachusetts rocks? We have Slippy <.<

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Re: Random Stories.
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2006, 11:18:18 pm »
This is old news, but still quite new to me:
Cows enjoy girl-on-girl-action, it seems  :o
(don't worry, no disturbing images and no shock site... if you don't count The Register as a shock site, that is.)
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