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cows
« on: September 28, 2003, 09:59:17 pm »
dont ya jus love cows? theyre brilliant!  ;D

they stand there... then they stare at you... then they say: 'moo'  ;D IT'S GREAT!!!

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Re:cows
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2003, 10:08:01 pm »
theres a field of cows behind my house...

...what is it with cows on this forum anyway?

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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2003, 10:23:54 pm »
Cows say moo and they are cool.
Cows might poo but they don't go school.
Cows like me And I like Cows.
Cows can see And say "Mike Shows!".

Cows and chickens they are my pals
Hurt their feelings and your full of 50 cal's

One who likes cows can't be all bad person...
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2003, 12:40:21 am »
robo-cow or normal cow, any cow will do,
everyone loves a cow that comes to play with you.
cows are great, cows are grand,
they build castles in the sand.
Even though they have no opposable thumbs,
they can make shapes with their bums.

Gravehill likes cows way to much,
his room is full of cows and such,
he kills them, stuffs them and eats their liver,
when he looks at them he's sure to quiver.

My song has got real weird,
and is almost as long as my beard.
Maybe I should stop right now,
before I run out of things that rhyme with cow

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Re:cows
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2003, 09:01:24 am »
a Cow....
is a sweet and beautiful creature, but what will happen in her nearest future?
her eyes is moisty and the judders are soft, when walking she's swinging her hip like Lady Croft....

Holy Cows are blessed from sin (they say)
but even a nun put something in (don't they?)
...or have they lost the feeling for lust, when Bulls dramatically changes from He-Man to biting dust?
is a Cows vision of getting laid smashed to pieces, when gameing with blue_balls_of_bulls like they where some common dices?


(yeah, and now I can't stop this :P )

...I love Gravehill for his great sence of humor, nothing scares him; elephants, cows or rumours -
about his figure...Wintress is sweet like honey, milk and sugar

she's dreaming of Tomasthenudedrummer and sings tribesongs with laughter in her voice -
that echoes over the great wide ocean, to VisionThings' ireish soul that makes him do the ultimate choise  -

he stops dealing with purple antidotes, and starts to build a pair of wings that takes him to Sweden to meet those who made it possible to ease the pain - with music that makes everyones' heart's longing_for_their_cd in vein - (LoL! Nothing rhymes really but this is so fun!)

Jorden, Bearfoot, Deghar, Neoblaze and all the rest 240ish of you! and of course mummpis too! You're all Faboulus Fans of  The Machinae Tribe; let us party and sing great chants of  joy - especially for the outstanding Cow!



(Aarghh.....this is too much!....I need a shrink, NOW! It's very energydraining to be a Cowlunatic this early in the morning....huh...)


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Re:cows
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2003, 12:39:17 pm »
I just love this forum! Thank you Sobella!
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Re:cows
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2003, 12:44:04 pm »
I love to eat cows

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Re:cows
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2003, 01:59:59 pm »
now I regret telling Sobella to continue the song  :P


only joking...the insanity must continue!

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Re:cows
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2003, 04:07:17 pm »

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Re:cows
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2003, 05:52:35 pm »
I just love this forum! Thank you Sobella!
You're very welcome my dear! :)

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Re:cows
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2003, 05:54:13 pm »
I love to eat cows
I love to eat moomins
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Re:cows
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2003, 06:09:03 pm »
no you dont! I know it!

nothing can penetrate our skin! and we taste bad!

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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2003, 09:21:41 pm »
No you dont. You taste good. I know. I got lots of experiment about moomins. And by the way : it's not necessary to penetrate your skin, I JUST SUCK...
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Re:cows
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2003, 09:37:11 pm »
mooo?

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Re:cows
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2003, 11:09:23 pm »
yeh...nothing like sucking on a moomin to brighten up your day!