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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #60 on: December 05, 2003, 01:38:46 pm »
This thread reveals the full fuxored truth of the sick minds here...

Let's quote: "I am a woman, my wife is a man, he is 12 years old." - Some mod I have...

We all know that women=evil, and we have concluded that babies are evil. Cows are cool, along with several other animals. PCs hate us. But men???

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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #61 on: December 05, 2003, 02:06:16 pm »

We all know that women=evil, and we have concluded that babies are evil. Cows are cool, along with several other animals. PCs hate us. But men???

If women = evil, then it's men who make them that way, LOL! Hey, Sobella and I are out numbered here!

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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #62 on: December 05, 2003, 02:07:06 pm »
If
woman = evil
And
tuna = evil
Then
woman = tuna

If
Woman = insanity
And
Woman = tuna
Then
Tuna = insanity

And if we suppose that
men are opposite of women
Then
Men are opposite of insanity
Men = reason

If
Men = reason
PC = reason
Then
Men = PC

If
Woman = cow
And
Men are opposite of women
Then
Man = bull

Then we know that men are not tuna, right? But besides that man is machine what else man is? Chicken? Pig? What is opposite of tuna, someone please tell me!!!

I rest my case...
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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #63 on: December 05, 2003, 02:14:22 pm »
Oh wow, you really made my poor feeble brain weak with reading that one!

Rest your case with this:

Man = bull = beefy meat = short time of tastiness then digests and comes out the other end. :-P
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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #64 on: December 05, 2003, 02:24:05 pm »
Oh wow, you really made my poor feeble brain weak with reading that one!

Rest your case with this:

Man = bull = beefy meat = short time of tastiness then digests and comes out the other end. :-P
LOL

Yes...

Damn..... Can't stop laughing!
Yep - I rest my case with your scientific explanation of man's deepest being!
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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #65 on: December 05, 2003, 02:27:12 pm »
But then again - (and here we go again...)

If
poop is opposite of tuna
And
tuna = evil
Then
poop = good

And

If
tuna = insanity
Then
poop = reason

This gives new meaning to phrase "he's talking shit" or "he's full of shit"... Or then our scientific exam went terrible wrong!

EDIT :
And
PC = poop
?
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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #66 on: December 05, 2003, 03:04:06 pm »
Intelligence heavies the pain.. I think that men and women are like jing and jang.. when they are doing it in 69...... :P
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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #67 on: December 05, 2003, 03:08:28 pm »
Oh, like Yin and Yang? 69! :D
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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #68 on: December 05, 2003, 03:14:48 pm »
Yeah.. No better..
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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #69 on: December 05, 2003, 03:32:58 pm »
I've never understand which one is male and which one is female on 69? Does it matter whether it's male+female, female+female or male+male. After all, we are all human (hopefully) and that position...

(These philosophical speaks about ying and yang and 69 and cooking and poop and perfect females are starting to hurt my little head...)
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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #70 on: December 05, 2003, 04:19:09 pm »
Yeah, my head is hurting now too.
I need some warm and fuzzy feelings...

And, the quote of my 150:th post :)
"You don't need women, asphalt can make you happy too." - I have no idea where I read this.

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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #71 on: December 05, 2003, 04:19:13 pm »


(These philosophical speaks about ying and yang and 69 and cooking and poop and perfect females are starting to hurt my little head...)

LOL, they hurt my head too! We are weeeeeiiirrrd!!
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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #72 on: December 05, 2003, 04:25:15 pm »
Yes we aaaaaaaaaaaarrre!
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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #73 on: December 06, 2003, 02:29:14 am »
Oh yeah, right... Who would remember those stupid PC's then again?

hehe I usually try to get my girlfriends into gaming! sometimes it works, sometimes they give me funny looks...

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Re:Gaming, Music and Women
« Reply #74 on: December 06, 2003, 02:18:24 pm »
My wife is good with computers. She plays (not as actively as I do, but still) and uses netsources actively. Most fun is to play some games together (like Age Of Empires and such).

Girls like computers too...
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