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Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« on: March 01, 2006, 02:29:30 am »
Hello all,
As a newbie I thought it'd be only polite to introduce myself.
Got hooked onto Machinae Supremacy a little while ago thanks to Torp (me old comrade-in-arms) and the Jets 'N Guns game... and now it's getting to the point where I've got to buy a few albums or go insane  ;D

Right then, introduction over. Bye!
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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2006, 02:32:27 am »
yeah i tried being polite.... THEY WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!!!!!!

welcome and enjoy your time :)
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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2006, 02:35:31 am »
Hmmm...nice to see that you've finally been trapped here. Knowing that you've been stalking me for some time in here already, I'm not going to give you the usual warnings.

Everybody be nice to Mr. Talhoffer, or he'll kill you with his axe. Or his sword. He's dangerous with them. Not as dangerous as I am (mainly because he's trained in it, and there's nothing more dangerous than an untrained person), but still not somebody you'd want to meet in a dark alley carrying an axe. And trying to eat him alive does not count as being nice.
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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2006, 02:39:53 am »
Shhh... torp, you're giving away trade secrets again! They're not supposed to know that until AFTER I've hit them over the head a couple of times!

... and if you want to define "trained" in swords and axes as "having a jolly good bash with blunt weapons every other Sunday", then fine by me  ;)
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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2006, 02:40:32 am »
i was being nice... oh i hope he doesn't have an axe to grind with me ;)

hehehehehehehehehhehehehehheheee.................. i'm dead inside  :'(


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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2006, 02:42:40 am »
... and if you want to define "trained" in swords and axes as "having a jolly good bash with blunt weapons every other Sunday", then fine by me  ;)

Well, compared to someone who hasn't had a jolly good time bashing friends with blunt weapons every other sunday, yes.
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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2006, 02:47:26 am »
He's dangerous with them. Not as dangerous as I am (mainly because he's trained in it, and there's nothing more dangerous than an untrained person)

you know what they say, 'you only hurt those closest to you' like your own teammates, i'd venture to guess....
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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2006, 05:02:40 am »
bah
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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2006, 05:06:10 am »
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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2006, 03:52:54 pm »
lo, a/s/l?
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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2006, 03:54:22 pm »
Spunky - allow me to use my psychic powers:

He's 21, male, and from... Norway?

How ever did I guess? ???
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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2006, 06:30:37 pm »
He put his real age in his profile?? Nah, he must be lying.

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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2006, 06:32:15 pm »
Welcome :)

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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2006, 06:55:25 pm »
He put his real age in his profile?? Nah, he must be lying.

I think not. Though of course, he might have been lying to me all along.
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Re: Yet another poor soul strays into these forums...
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2006, 07:13:15 pm »
I think not. Though of course, he might have been lying to me all along.

However, on the other hand, I would never lie to you  :-*