Hehehehe! A friend of mine drew smiley faces on his wife's toes while she was sleeping...with a permanent marker. I thought it was cute, but he was in doghouse for a long time over that one...
*cracks* (finnish *reps*)
Eehheheh...
Once we were partying, and this one guy had too much b33r, and fell asleep. (Sammu :>)
Well, we shaved his
pubic hair, and attached to his face. Then we shaved his hair, and made a smiley, to his ass-cheeks.