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YAY!
« on: February 16, 2006, 03:49:00 am »
Okay, here's the issue.

The day, and I mean THE DAY I turn 18, my parents are giving me the best (read: worst) gift ever. This June 28th, I'm out on my ass, no help or anything from my parents. I need a job, an apartment, and I'll be going to college.

I need suggestions on what to do, I only have a couple of months.

What I was thinking is moving in with my neighbor and living in the basement. I'd pay her rent, so that would get the apartment thing out of the way. The only difficulty is getting a job that will pay for college.

What do I do?

and my parents wonder why I hate them so much.

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Re: YAY!
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2006, 03:52:43 am »
and my parents wonder why I hate them so much.

lolz @ the quote...... sorry for the other shit  :-\
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2006, 03:55:38 am »
I could always be a comedian?

I'm Rick James Bitch Pt. 9x10^2932847?

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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2006, 03:59:14 am »
I could always be a comedian?

I'm Rick James Bitch Pt. 9x10^2932847?

or a Man Whore... research your options.
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Re: YAY!
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2006, 04:04:51 am »
That would be called a gigolo.

But hey, you're not as fucked as you think you are.
Just think about stuff and im sure you'll reach a solution.

If you don't, go kill some people.

You feel a whole lot better.

Trust me.

And don't call your topic yay.

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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2006, 04:13:42 am »
yeah that too, my motto is

"don't relax your troubles away, i say 'shoot other people' your troubles away" its got a nice ring to it i think
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Re: YAY!
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2006, 04:13:56 am »

And don't call your topic yay.


You are not the person to trust regarding proper topic names.

But yeah, a little murder here and there never hurt anyone.


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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2006, 04:20:26 am »

And don't call your topic yay.


You are not the person to trust regarding proper topic names.

But yeah, a little murder here and there never hurt anyone.
Oh and like you never had a spam topic before...

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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2006, 04:20:50 am »
Be sure to kill any kids that might be related, after all you don't want them growing up with hate and vowing retribution for their families death. Thats some shit nobody needs.
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Re: YAY!
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2006, 04:22:42 am »
Yeah, and then they would all be making topics with spammious names

* Radicz0r glares at Generalissimo

I mean,uh, harvey danger.

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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2006, 04:30:28 am »
Total Posts:     721 posts
Total Topics Started:    6 topics

That's 1 every 120 posts (with 1.5 posts per day), and at least 2 of those were just in the last month. You on the other hand have 1 every 40 posts, with 7 a day. So, one new topic from you every 5.7 days, and one every 80 days from me.

Boo-yah, grandma!


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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2006, 04:40:52 am »
I think that's called 1 of 2 things.

1.) Owned

2.) Offtopic

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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2006, 03:08:35 pm »
Okay, job: Look around shops, look in newspapers, look everywhere. There are jobs, you just have to grab them. And keep trying even when your rejected; someone will want you.
I don't know whether you have them in your part of the world, but you can join a temping agency that will find you a job that suits your times and abilities (though you will get paid your wages through them).

Apartment: Like the jobs. Look and keep looking. There must be an empty shell of a place that you can afford to pay.

The best thing to do, is to get a job RIGHT NOW so that you can begin saving for when your parents kick you out on your arse.

GL

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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2006, 09:54:46 pm »
Don't forget financial aid. If you can't pay, they'll help you, big time.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2006, 10:17:55 pm »
Heh, when I found out I'd got the job I needed for my placement year of uni, I had two weeks to find a flat :P Difficult and stressful as hell but not impossible. Do your homework and read up on getting your first flat, try to save up a little just in case you need to fall back on plan b. Your college / university years will be the best years of your life if it all goes to plan though. Enjoy them!