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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2006, 06:24:39 pm »
Yeah, apparently it cuts off the air supply and intesifies the orgasm... I read a story about it in a magazine once. A woman had been out for the day and left her boyfriend at home, and when she came back she found him dead. He was naked apart from a t-shirt, had a bedsheet tied around his neck and was hanging from the banister, just about touching the stairs with his feet. She said she'd never heard of anything like it before - that was the first time I'd ever heard of it too.
I read that some girl thought her boyfriend was having a suicide attempt, but he was still alive, so that's kinda hard to explain i guess.

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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2006, 07:06:26 pm »
Yeah Bateman that was my thought too, although maybe it is something acrobats do, involving a swing, a ceiling fan and trapeze skills.

Back to the original topic however, yeah unless the urban myths of sitting on a toilet seat are actually true then she must have been up to something. Either some mutual masturbation transference of sperm or for a lack of a better word anal sex 'dripage' that she just isnt owning up to had to have occurred.

(Small rant) by the way young people seem to read the definition so damn literally that it makes me sick. Giving head to everyone at a party and engaging in a butt gangbang shouldn't really allow the comeback of “well, im technicality a virgin”. Its like “no officer you arnt listening, i said i only TRIED to kill him.”

One could say the same thing if they lost their vaginal virginity as well. Everybody has two virginities, but a lot of people ignore the second one.
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #32 on: January 26, 2006, 08:27:41 pm »
Yeah Bateman that was my thought too, although maybe it is something acrobats do, involving a swing, a ceiling fan and trapeze skills.

Back to the original topic however, yeah unless the urban myths of sitting on a toilet seat are actually true then she must have been up to something. Either some mutual masturbation transference of sperm or for a lack of a better word anal sex 'dripage' that she just isnt owning up to had to have occurred.

(Small rant) by the way young people seem to read the definition so damn literally that it makes me sick. Giving head to everyone at a party and engaging in a butt gangbang shouldn't really allow the comeback of “well, im technicality a virgin”. Its like “no officer you arnt listening, i said i only TRIED to kill him.”


One could say the same thing if they lost their vaginal virginity as well. Everybody has two virginities, but a lot of people ignore the second one.

Right, well... see thats what im talking about. The point i was really going for in my rant was simply that a guy or girl can be a total slut regardless of how they try hide behind the definition of a word. The major question should be along the lines of 'are you or have you ever been sexually active with another person' seeing as 'virginity' cant be the end all to that question it leaves a lot less wiggle room for the beginning and middle where as virginity is pretty cut and dry in definition.

I'm not saying we need detailed reports of peoples histories... i just think people need to think a bit more responsibly. A virgin can still get an STD if they arnt careful and ignorance makes the world a scary place to me. Anyway, i dont know, its a touchy... err i mean hard.. wait, hot button.. no.. um, boob... no wait!.. ok i'm going with touchy.. its a touchy subject for me. lol

P.S. I know i'm new and not really being all that friendly... i'll try and lighten up some more :)
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2006, 08:50:02 pm »
Being overly friendly gets you spammed with links like these

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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2006, 09:01:34 pm »
Ahh! my eyes are raped! *blood gushes* evil evil!!! someone should help you lose ALL your virginity with a pineapple! :p

lol j/k  ::)
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #35 on: January 26, 2006, 09:11:25 pm »
Pineapples eh? How kinky. Throw in a few apricots and I'll consider it.

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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #36 on: January 26, 2006, 10:26:39 pm »
While on the subject of pineapples, I remember reading a story on The Register about some guy theorising womens breasts link to their personality.

Pineapples: "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."

The full story, in case anyone wants a laugh...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/02/25/breast_shape/

Ahh! my eyes are raped! *blood gushes* evil evil!!! someone should help you lose ALL your virginity with a pineapple! :p

lol j/k  ::)

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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2006, 12:42:24 am »
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2006, 12:58:03 am »
You know, my brain is so fucked, I needed to click that link. Bastard.
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #39 on: January 27, 2006, 01:27:03 am »
I don't wanna hear it.
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #40 on: January 27, 2006, 02:33:17 am »
Being overly friendly gets you spammed with links like these

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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #41 on: January 27, 2006, 05:01:59 am »
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #42 on: January 27, 2006, 07:26:02 am »
Who is a virgin here anyway ?


I watch Star Trek. :P
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2006, 08:58:31 am »
Who is a virgin here anyway ?


I watch Star Trek. :P

As do I (original + TNG only, voyager and deep space 9 were bullshit and weren't even written by Roddenberry), and I get the sex. He watches Star Trek as well.

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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2006, 11:16:43 am »
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Ahh, here's the one  was looking for.

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