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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2006, 10:44:24 pm »
Ah, I thought hang job was a synonym for autoasphyxiation = masturbation where you basically hang yourself to increase and prolong your orgasm by almost suffocating. Not that I ever tried that.  :P

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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2006, 10:55:59 pm »
Whahahaha !!

Yea, i read that somewhere..

Some dude put a plastic bag over his head, but then he couldn't see the stimulating media..

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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2006, 12:04:24 am »
Ah, I thought hang job was a synonym for autoasphyxiation = masturbation where you basically hang yourself to increase and prolong your orgasm by almost suffocating. Not that I ever tried that.  :P

I was gonna comment on that. But I didn't feel like spelling autoasphyxiation.

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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2006, 02:15:20 am »
Who is a virgin here anyway ?

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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2006, 03:03:36 am »
Who is a virgin here anyway ?


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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2006, 03:33:25 am »
Gah !

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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2006, 03:38:37 am »
Ah, I thought hang job was a synonym for autoasphyxiation = masturbation where you basically hang yourself to increase and prolong your orgasm by almost suffocating. Not that I ever tried that.  :P

Waitaminute... Isn't it autoerotic asphyxiation?
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2006, 03:50:40 am »
Yes. Yes it is.
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2006, 08:51:34 am »
Yeah, apparently it cuts off the air supply and intesifies the orgasm... I read a story about it in a magazine once. A woman had been out for the day and left her boyfriend at home, and when she came back she found him dead. He was naked apart from a t-shirt, had a bedsheet tied around his neck and was hanging from the banister, just about touching the stairs with his feet. She said she'd never heard of anything like it before - that was the first time I'd ever heard of it too.
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2006, 09:17:53 am »
The moral? Never do autoerotic asphyxiation alone. Or something.
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2006, 12:02:50 pm »
The moral? Never do autoerotic asphyxiation alone. Or something.

hahahahah it's funny because it's morphologically ironic.

yeah, that stuff's for reeeeal man. try holding your breath. in fact, you probably do already. and the choking nonsense is the obvious endpoint for those looking to increase pleasure.


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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2006, 12:30:17 pm »
Yeah Bateman that was my thought too, although maybe it is something acrobats do, involving a swing, a ceiling fan and trapeze skills.

Back to the original topic however, yeah unless the urban myths of sitting on a toilet seat are actually true then she must have been up to something. Either some mutual masturbation transference of sperm or for a lack of a better word anal sex 'dripage' that she just isnt owning up to had to have occurred.

(Small rant) by the way young people seem to read the definition so damn literally that it makes me sick. Giving head to everyone at a party and engaging in a butt gangbang shouldn't really allow the comeback of “well, im technicality a virgin”. Its like “no officer you arnt listening, i said i only TRIED to kill him.”
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2006, 02:28:14 pm »
It's weird, I've never seen oral as losing virginity, but I do see anal and, of course, vaginal as losing virginity. I think a lot of people see it the same, but when you think about it, it doesn't quite figure out. There's still a penis entering a hole even though it's a mouth, but on the other hand there male into female. And then does fingering count, or use of dildos? And if fingering counts, what of hand-jobs? Oh the intrigue!

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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2006, 02:31:48 pm »
Quote button missed:  "Maybe Virgin is her name. Virgin Mary. Of the USA."
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Re: Pregnant while being a virgin ??
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2006, 03:46:07 pm »
Yeah, apparently it cuts off the air supply and intesifies the orgasm... I read a story about it in a magazine once. A woman had been out for the day and left her boyfriend at home, and when she came back she found him dead. He was naked apart from a t-shirt, had a bedsheet tied around his neck and was hanging from the banister, just about touching the stairs with his feet. She said she'd never heard of anything like it before - that was the first time I'd ever heard of it too.

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