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Merry fucking Yule, Happy Hanuka, happy Ramadan!
« on: December 25, 2005, 10:13:59 am »
Fuck Kwanza, because it's a stupid holiday with no foundation other than "hurray I'm black!". ((Personal note: Nothing against Muslims, black people, or any religion/race, just making a joke... if you don't like it, make gay jokes, I'll be offended and you'll feel better.)) Seriously though, happy Kwanza/Kwanzaa and I hope your harvest is a plentiful one.

Anyway..... with all of the Christmas stuff about I just thought I'd say Shalom to all of my Jewish friends celebrating Hanuka (with the H pronounced in that ever-so-entertaining Jewish way) as my father is a Polish Jew and I was partially raised that way. Happy Ramadan to anybody that happens to celebrate it, and enjoy your not-eating (which is better than the other region's traditional stuffing-your-face-until-you're-a-fat-fuck feast on their holiday, so good on you!). I hope your spirits feel lifted!

I'd also like to say hello to anybody here that happens to be a Pagan (like myself). Wesshail, and a merry Yule to you! Don't get too merry on mead, and remember to share as much as you can before the log goes out.
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Re: Merry fucking Yule, Happy Hanuka, happy Ramadan!
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2005, 10:16:42 am »
I say Happy holidays, but FAUX NEWS might claim that I'm fighting the "War on Christmas"...

Fuck FAUX NEWS. Happy Holidays!


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Re: Merry fucking Yule, Happy Hanuka, happy Ramadan!
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2005, 11:25:16 am »
Merry Stuff!

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Re: Merry fucking Yule, Happy Hanuka, happy Ramadan!
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2005, 11:26:35 am »
Yeah, equal rights to all... stuff.

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Re: Merry fucking Yule, Happy Hanuka, happy Ramadan!
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2005, 01:14:51 pm »
Ramadan was in October (more specifically, 4th Oct to 2d November), so I doubt that anyone is celebrating it right now.

Anyway, Happy Holidays! I had a good evening last night. The food was great, but the present opening took a bit too long. I did get almost everything I wanted, so I'm very content.
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Re: Merry fucking Yule, Happy Hanuka, happy Ramadan!
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2005, 03:03:23 pm »
merry jingly !!!

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Re: Merry fucking Yule, Happy Hanuka, happy Ramadan!
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2005, 12:07:06 am »
Ramadan was in October (more specifically, 4th Oct to 2d November), so I doubt that anyone is celebrating it right now.

Could have fucking SWORN it was in December. OH WELL! It's the thought that counts, eh?

I'm sad to see nobody is Jewish or Wiccan/Pagan/Whatever. *sniffle*

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Re: Merry fucking Yule, Happy Hanuka, happy Ramadan!
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2005, 03:13:27 am »
I like the necromancer's take of this in Guild Wars:

"This celebration by the followers of Dwayna must be put to a halt. Their jolly songs and pathetic merrymaking are like knives in my skull. We must remind these happy fools that it is a time of death. Only Grenth's name is worth speaking during this gloriously dark and chilling season."

How do we remind them? Snowball fights. =P
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Re: Merry fucking Yule, Happy Hanuka, happy Ramadan!
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2005, 04:46:14 pm »
Ramadan was in October (more specifically, 4th Oct to 2d November), so I doubt that anyone is celebrating it right now.

Could have fucking SWORN it was in December. OH WELL! It's the thought that counts, eh?

I'm sad to see nobody is Jewish or Wiccan/Pagan/Whatever. *sniffle*

*lights a memorial menora for all of the Jews that aren't on the board*

Ramadan jumps around a bit. The muslim year is shorter than ours (12 lunar months, if I'm correct), so Ramadan moves backwards. Some years ago (5, maybe?), it ended around christmas (and at the end of Ramadan, the muslims have a large feast).
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