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How do you eat Mince Pies?
« on: December 22, 2005, 02:07:33 pm »
What I like to do is:

Eat the top bit of pastry first, then scoop out the mince-y contents and eat that, then finally I eat the cup shaped bit of pastry I have just created.

How does everyone else go about this awesome challenge?  ;D
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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2005, 02:30:04 pm »
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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2005, 02:32:12 pm »
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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2005, 02:36:19 pm »
What I like to do is take a tray of freshly cooked mince pies from a hot oven, place them on a cooling grill and one by one...

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Disgusting food - exclusively Xmas food is disgusting.

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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2005, 02:39:46 pm »
I used to eat them a few years ago.

Step one: Put mince pie on a plate, which is on a table of somekind

Step two: Remove any glasses or similar.

Step three: Shove face into the fucker and eat it without use of hands.

Step four: Clean self up.

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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2005, 02:55:15 pm »
Two bites.

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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2005, 04:07:17 pm »
I just eat them o.O

Iced-top ones pwn

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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2005, 04:08:30 pm »
This thread makes less sense then usual.
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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2005, 04:30:42 pm »
What's a mince pie ?
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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2005, 04:36:46 pm »
google says: "A mince pie is a traditional British sweet pastry, usually consumed during the Christmas and New Year period."

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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2005, 04:37:23 pm »
Hmm. picture.

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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2005, 04:38:07 pm »
It have mincemeat in it, which isn't really meat at all. Its like currants and stuff.

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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2005, 04:39:03 pm »
Mm! Tis very tasty!
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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2005, 04:39:19 pm »

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Re: How do you eat Mince Pies?
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2005, 04:40:54 pm »
* Santa Chii is hungry now ;_;

My girlfriend doesn't like them so we don't have any :(