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Just another drunk thread
« on: October 30, 2005, 12:08:18 am »
I've just been having a light forspiel over at my mate. Some vodka and beer (lager beer...sorry mates - to my defense, it was because the shop didn't have any proper beer). I've found that vodka&tonic isn't the best of combinations (it's actually ok, though), but vodka&bitter lemon rules. Still, the original plan of gin would probably have worked even better. Gin rules. Not as much as whisky, though. But I don't have any whisky. I want my lowball glass of Lagavulin!!

Anyways, I'll be leaving for some fun time out tonight. There's probably a Halloween party out there somewhere, which means the girls are clad even skimpier then they use to be in the bars and nightclubs. I'll have a fun night, starting from the moment the bathroom is free. There's a guy showering in there right now, and I really need to piss...
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Re: Just another drunk thread
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2005, 11:32:39 am »
YAY drunk thread

I demand pictures or dragons, you must provide either / and of these two

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Re: Just another drunk thread
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2005, 04:56:09 pm »
It just felt right to post here.

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Re: Just another drunk thread
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2005, 05:35:09 am »
Your demands are not met, Chompy. Sorry for your inconvenience.

If you want pictures of dragons, you could always check out Luis Royo's works. A nice gallery of his works can be found here.

You know all those posters you can get in your average place to get posters, depicting scantily clad women, often in fantasy, sci fi or horror settings? They're painted by Luis Royo. Each and every one of them. He's got a virtual monopoly on non-photograph posters of scantily clad women.

(I checked with a store that do sell a couple of posters. It went something like this:

Movie poster
Movie poster
Scantily clad woman w/bow- signed Royo
Scantily clad woman - signed Royo
Movie poster
Simpsons poster
Scantily clad woman w/fangs - signed Royo
some poster with text
Anime poster
Scantily clad woman w/dragon - signed Royo
Naked woman, seen from back, entire back covered in a tattoo - signed Royo
Anime poster
Movie poster
Scantily clad woman w/guns - signed, you guessed it, Royo

And so on and so on)
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Re: Just another drunk thread
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2005, 03:36:23 pm »
Bateman hisses at his beer
...
Wait, I don't drink beer.

Bateman hisses at his bottle of Martini.

Martini: Don't judge me because of my colour!

OMG, it's Martini Rosso, the evil brother of conventional martini! Out damned spot! Out I say!
Ah, Lady Macbeth, you know how to get wasted with style.

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Re: Just another drunk thread
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2005, 07:39:08 pm »
here.

So... many... leather.... body suits... that... don't... cover the ass.  8)

(on ladies :P)

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Re: Just another drunk thread
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2005, 09:50:09 pm »
I expected porn and got art. Well...

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Re: Just another drunk thread
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2005, 12:40:02 am »
What's wrong with art? Though if you want porn, you could always check out SuicideGirls, if you haven't already. It might be a pay site*, but they've got a nice preview.

*though from what I've read around while trying to find similar free sites, they're actually quite reputable, and don't go around and steal your credit card number. Not that I'll pay for porn, but if any of you want to, please save the pictures and send them to me  ;D
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