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Re: The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
« Reply #225 on: May 17, 2006, 11:22:35 pm »
http://www.xboxic.com/news/915

New DLC for Oblivion. A pirates cave, a-la The Goonies, where once you kill all the pirates in siad cave you own it, and you can start your own band of pirates (and decorate your captain's chamber w/ furniture and whatnot).

Pretty kewl.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
« Reply #226 on: May 18, 2006, 12:03:25 am »
Time to pirate another plugin.
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Re: The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
« Reply #227 on: May 18, 2006, 12:26:03 am »
*rimshot*
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
« Reply #228 on: May 18, 2006, 12:35:19 am »
Oh man, I didn't even notice.
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Re: The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
« Reply #229 on: May 18, 2006, 08:39:31 pm »
A mark of comic genius?
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
« Reply #230 on: May 18, 2006, 08:44:34 pm »
A pirate cave? What's next, a Dwemer fast food restaurant?

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Re: The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
« Reply #231 on: May 18, 2006, 08:47:12 pm »
That would be awesome.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
« Reply #232 on: May 18, 2006, 08:50:33 pm »
these boys have got this down
oughtta be a one of these in every town
these boys have got the touch
it’s clean as a whistle and it don’t cost much
wham, bam you don’t wait long
shake, fries, patty, you’re gone

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Re: The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
« Reply #233 on: May 19, 2006, 12:15:00 am »
The corprus-infected Dwemerthing from Morrowind could be the proprietor.
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Re: The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
« Reply #234 on: May 19, 2006, 03:18:59 am »
I'm going to email Bethesda with this.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.