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You may now call me Reverend
« on: September 23, 2005, 06:53:25 pm »
I've just received confirmations from the Universal Life Church that I'm ordained. Fun, isn't it?

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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2005, 06:58:09 pm »
No.

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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2005, 07:05:07 pm »
Thread over.


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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2005, 07:06:18 pm »
Wow, 3 replies is all it took. Looks like my reflexes are improving.

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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2005, 07:10:36 pm »
Where's the thread I posted boring3d in?

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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2005, 07:11:53 pm »
I haven't found it yet, but it sounds interesting.

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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2005, 07:16:28 pm »
Yeah findil.. i looked in and saw the "no." and just didnt bother replying. The pwnage was dun.

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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2005, 07:19:07 pm »
...why Torp was picked over you... HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY RESPECT. -SomethingGood
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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2005, 11:00:24 pm »
you could attempt to force new people into your flock by saying that you'll flame them, but i think that may be ilegal, and not fit for a church :-\
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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2005, 11:02:31 pm »
you could attempt to force new people into your flock by saying that you'll flame them, but i think that may be ilegal, and not fit for a church :-\

I'm pretty sure that's what all organized religions do anyway.

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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2005, 11:06:00 pm »
true very true but they use a more subtle aproach of "if you dont join us well send your eternal body to a pit of fiery pain where all the bad poeple go", wait is that more subtle?

ps. ive been wondering something that i htink only you peopel can help me with, it is said the girls liek the "bad boy" so using logic, wouldnt a girls paradise be hell?
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2) SMASH THE SHISTA OUT OF THINGS
3) Make fire
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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2005, 11:08:35 pm »
Well, Hell (if it exists) is pretty much just a great setting, which the person detests (eg. A chav at metal festival)

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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2005, 11:09:46 pm »
so hell is like a pretty meadow and the poeple that are sent their are all allergic to everything?
The basic instincts of all guys in the wild:
1) Get big sticks
2) SMASH THE SHISTA OUT OF THINGS
3) Make fire
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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2005, 11:13:08 pm »
Yeah. At least it makes more sense than the Earth's Core therory spouted by religious zealots.

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Re: You may now call me Reverend
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2005, 11:29:05 pm »
lmao religion is a way for man to rule other without being nobly born, thats how it all started, well at leats i think so
The basic instincts of all guys in the wild:
1) Get big sticks
2) SMASH THE SHISTA OUT OF THINGS
3) Make fire
4) Burninate