http://dakkadesigns.com/chris-says--im-not-gay.mp3Yeah, thats right, i did it.
Bored off my nut tonite, lent jay my jack n leads so i cant synth up or anything, got an urge to make a song.. got the end credits track to 28 days later and put lots of vocals over it.. lol its not supposed to be good.. but its interesting.. have the lyrics for ref:
Now heres a song that explains why im not GAY
GAY, not me, not today, ive took the test, i know im the best at
bein really straight
flirtin really straight
sleepin really straight
blinkin really straight
pissin really straight
shittin really straight
adhoadihaodha (really strake?)
strake?
strakes not a word, but if it was, id use it to beat down any of those,
considered that i LIKED a bum chum, a bum chum with a 6 inch..
BURGER with delight and cheese! and dont forget your salad pleaseee
Im not gay,
no way,
not me, not yesterday or tomrorow, or 4 weeks ahead,
I like to go in to my room, lie down on tv, take some shrooms,
shrooms?
i mean coke, and i mean cane,
and i mean cocaine, because gay people,
HATE cocaine you know it is true,
because its not as good as poppers for you,
it makes your hole, as wide as,
an elephants fist, in a triads.. NOSTRIL..
random banter about triads and nostrils..
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Word to your mothers.