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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2005, 07:59:11 pm »
no... she's his mother. he doesn't have a job yet so he's still living off her income. lazy fuck.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2005, 06:59:23 am »
Yeah. Lazy fucking fuck fuck.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2005, 11:32:47 am »
Actually, it's a non-paying position. It does come with side benefits, though. And it's surprisingly little work, as I can delegate any work I don't want to do to one of my billions upon billions of lackeys and underlings.

And they have to pay the costs for the work.

So yeah. I am a lazy fucking fuck fuck.

Right now, the job of keeping me with money has been delegated to a golf course where I live, and "Lånekassen", a state organ claiming to be there to help students.

I've got to pay back much of the money Lånekassen gives me, though. Think I'll have to talk to the Master of Sol about that, really.
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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #48 on: August 10, 2005, 03:49:51 pm »
Bananas though.

Somebody take the damn picture.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #49 on: August 10, 2005, 04:48:31 pm »
Righto !

I just bought a banana ! w00t

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #50 on: August 10, 2005, 05:21:50 pm »
couldnt find a banana, but here's some pics of me wanking off my cucumber...






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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2005, 05:32:05 pm »
Ewww, it's cut open and you can see the spongy bodies that make the cucumber erect.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2005, 06:25:44 pm »
What appears to be cucumbaspunk on SomethingGood's hand is actually the plastic wrapping, HOW LAZY ARE YOU!?!

lol, nah, impressive, he has set the trend, +50 points.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2005, 06:34:04 pm »
Oh My god, that turns me on. But next time, dude, try to look serious and horny or something. In those pictures all I see is that your bizarrely happy that your dick has turned into a cucumber.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2005, 06:46:29 pm »
i dunno... i thought the first pic looks kinda sexay

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #55 on: August 10, 2005, 07:37:28 pm »
lol

yes its the "HEY LOOK MY DICKS A CUMUMBERLMAO" gallery.

Brilliance.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #56 on: August 10, 2005, 08:20:06 pm »
* Aka Laser hits megadokyo
Stop catching me up.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2005, 08:28:33 pm »
...any normal preson stumbling on this thread would be horrified.....me?.....................im suprised i didnt see it sooner.........+200 points to the first person who does a gir banana...no i wont cuz im too lazy *is american*


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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2005, 10:07:25 pm »
You sir are not the points master.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2005, 10:35:00 pm »
ohh...but i can give special Moheeheeko points...reedeemable for ....hugs? if you can find me that is


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