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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #135 on: August 19, 2005, 08:37:03 pm »
That is pretty impressive. I'm worried about my own Morrowind addiction. It's not even online. But it's not like I have a job or anything. Or a life. Or a reason to live...

Well, you do have Morrowind...isn't that reason enough?

Yeah... but the scary/pathetic part is that when my optical mouse broke and i could no longer easily play the game... I seriously had no idea what to do.

And my girlfriend is coming on sunday for 5 days. i will not be playing much. It is... going to be tough.


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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #136 on: August 20, 2005, 01:23:52 am »
Morrowind....OMG!!! i played that for almost a month strasight and didnt complete one main story quest....

Sounds fairly crappy

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #137 on: August 20, 2005, 01:27:54 am »
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=hortatory :P


Honestly, I couldn't care much less about Morrowind, mostly because I've never gotten around to ever playing it, let alone buying.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #138 on: August 20, 2005, 02:20:48 am »
with the amusing censored bar from the movie.....i dont remember what it said but it was funny as hell

haha yeah thats a quality scene.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #139 on: August 20, 2005, 04:13:56 am »
ah, well..

i just like the game, so what.


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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #140 on: August 20, 2005, 06:17:58 am »
So you're automatically the most stupidest stupid of all stupid time. Stupid.

I'm lookin' for a girlfriend first dance of the year this year, so hopefully I won't be playing so much anymore. Dances are like fuckin nightclubs, they are. And it's always 3-4 girls to 1 guy, even better.  ;D

Although with 360 coming out with the new Elder Scrolls, having a girlfriend could present a problem...
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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #141 on: August 20, 2005, 09:46:38 am »
So you're automatically the most stupidest stupid of all stupid time. Stupid.

I'm lookin' for a girlfriend first dance of the year this year, so hopefully I won't be playing so much anymore. Dances are like fuckin nightclubs, they are. And it's always 3-4 girls to 1 guy, even better.  ;D

Although with 360 coming out with the new Elder Scrolls, having a girlfriend could present a problem...

Easy solution: Do not buy the 360.

Anything bit Xbox for teh win.


I even pulled out the "for teh win..." you KNOW i'm serious. Xboxes are like DuGAE-is-going-to-find-and-kill-you magnets.

No, don't ask why. Just at least wait for the PS3. Trust me.
And buy Oblivion for PC. I would never suggest you deprive yourself of that. You may need to buy a couple new computers though.


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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #142 on: August 20, 2005, 12:40:53 pm »
i'm not gonna even think about buying a ps3 until they show me A FUCKING IN-GAME SCREENSHOT / VIDEO. fucking hype-whores.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #143 on: August 20, 2005, 01:25:23 pm »
I'm not buying a PS3 because the durability of all Sony products I'm around is never more than 4 years. And plus the fact they're lying scumsuckers.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #144 on: August 20, 2005, 02:25:35 pm »
Yeah. We don't like Sony.

Or Electronic Arts.

Even Microsoft is better than Sony and EA.
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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #145 on: August 20, 2005, 02:28:18 pm »
Even Microsoft is better than Sony and EA.

Though just barely. This reminds of a thread we have going at the Gamers Alliance forum.  It's a nice site, you guys should probably check it out. Their main goal is to stop games from being banned outright and there's quite a bit of intelligent discussion going around.

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #146 on: August 20, 2005, 04:17:05 pm »
Well, as I see it, playstation has Colin McRae... Other than that I don't know if there's anything worth my attention...

Xbox, well, you can throw anything at that machine. But it's MS, so I'm ambigous.

Gamecube is, well, from the classic company. Can't go wrong there if you want childrens games.

And what the hell happened to SEGA???

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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #147 on: August 20, 2005, 04:23:59 pm »
Sega flopped with the Saturn and the Dreamcast so they've decided to completey stop making consoles, and instead focus on making multi-platform games. Seeing how Nintendo are struggling against Sony and MS, I'd absolutely love to see them and Sega joining forces. Never gonna happen... but a boy can dream...

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« Reply #148 on: August 20, 2005, 08:25:14 pm »
Sega flopped with the Saturn and the Dreamcast so they've decided to completey stop making consoles, and instead focus on making multi-platform games. Seeing how Nintendo are struggling against Sony and MS, I'd absolutely love to see them and Sega joining forces. Never gonna happen... but a boy can dream...
too bad sega stopped making GOOD games and is now putting out crap like "Virtua Quest" *shudders*


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Re: Machinae Banana!
« Reply #149 on: August 20, 2005, 08:38:48 pm »
I just want to see a high-def next gen (and PC, of course) 2D sonic game, but with 3D scenery... sorta like Viewtiful Joe, but fast. Really fast. REALLY FUCKING SUPER FAST. that'd be amazing.

EDIT: and wooshy noises and blurring when you go past objects, to make it seem EVEN FASTER