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Offline Jack Lupino

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I hate them smartasses
« on: August 22, 2005, 01:42:34 am »
What's this? So you were expecting to find a beautiful, elegant woman (or women) wearing the very latest (or the most classic) in opera gloves, but you got sent to this page instead? Before you start throwing things, keep reading...

For one reason or another, you can't be permitted at this time to view the page (or file) you were trying to reach. It's very likely none of your fault; the probable reason is that the webmaster of For the Love of Opera Gloves is cooking up something sneaky and devious that he doesn't want you to see. ;)

On the other hand, sometimes this particular error shows up because you've been deliberately blocked from the site. Such an occurrence is VERY rare and usually happens only in cases of bandwidth abuse - e.g., hoovering up too much of the site's content on a single visit through using a multiple-download agent or trying to spider the site. We're not bandwidth Nazis, but we do monitor our traffic every day and if a certain user is spotted using an excessive amount of traffic (something like 200 to 300 MB in a single visit, for example) a temporary block would be placed on that user's IP. This is our way of telling you to slow down and leave some bandwidth for other visitors to use.

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Re: I hate them smartasses
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2005, 01:56:49 am »
What's that?

(apart from the obvious "it's an error page")
...why Torp was picked over you... HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY RESPECT. -SomethingGood
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Re: I hate them smartasses
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2005, 02:03:10 am »
for a minute there I thought Rad had actually written something intelligent and amusing.

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Re: I hate them smartasses
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2005, 02:07:50 am »
Yeah, like that'll ever happen. The man's a perpetual drunk.

On the other hand, I do get some rather good ideas in alternate states of drunkenness, so there might be hope for him. Maybe.
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<Radicz0r> Torp is well prepared for universal destruction

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Re: I hate them smartasses
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2005, 02:17:57 am »
I wrote a comic when I was drunk once but my artist only drew two panels of it :(

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Re: I hate them smartasses
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2005, 02:44:04 am »
Yeah, like that'll ever happen. The man's a perpetual drunk.

On the other hand, I do get some rather good ideas in alternate states of drunkenness, so there might be hope for him. Maybe.
what

..do you want a kebab sandwich ?

no ?

well i do  ;D


and for teh drunkehnesseh, im going to skool in 2 weeks, and i won't drink anymore.

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Re: I hate them smartasses
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2005, 02:47:20 am »
I'm beginning to wonder if Rad's threads have ever had a point.

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Re: I hate them smartasses
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2005, 04:48:57 am »
Wonder? THE ANSWER IS ALREADY THERE!
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: I hate them smartasses
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2005, 06:13:03 pm »
hey guys, whats going on, i just got here, im a newbie

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Re: I hate them smartasses
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2005, 06:31:39 pm »
It shows.

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Re: I hate them smartasses
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2005, 08:02:41 pm »
That must be the most pointless and out of context text I've ever read. Except for the time I deciphered the bible code.